I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. You see, the concept of anti - gravity is so fascinating that once you start thinking about how things would be without gravity, like objects just floating around randomly. And this book manages to capture that essence in a really engaging way, which makes it so hard to stop reading.
Sure. Here is one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Sure. Here's one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. There was this man in the grocery line who was on his phone. He was so into his conversation that when it was his turn, he just started putting his items on the conveyor belt while still talking and not really looking. He almost put his phone there instead of his wallet at the end. It was hilarious.
I opened the attic door. A cold hand reached out from the darkness and grabbed my wrist.
Here are two -line funny stories. Story 1: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. Story 2: I'm reading a book about anti -gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Sure. There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist asked him to open his mouth wide. But the man was so nervous that he started making funny animal noises instead of just opening his mouth. The dentist was so confused at first but then couldn't help laughing.
The mirror showed my reflection, but it moved when I didn't.
Sure. Story 1: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Story 2: I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it to the gym on Tuesdays.'
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.