Can you share a really funny grocery line story?
Sure. There was this man in the grocery line who was on his phone. He was so into his conversation that when it was his turn, he just started putting his items on the conveyor belt while still talking and not really looking. He almost put his phone there instead of his wallet at the end. It was hilarious.
Can you share a funny grocery shopping story?
Well, I have one. I was in the grocery store and there was an old man following a parrot around. Apparently, the parrot had escaped from its owner who was also in the store. The old man was shouting at the parrot to stop, and the parrot was squawking back. It was like a crazy chase scene in the middle of the grocery aisles.
What are some funny grocery line stories?
Once I was in the grocery line and the person in front of me had a cart full of nothing but different kinds of cat food. And their cat was actually sitting on top of the cart looking all proud. It was really funny.
Can you share a funny story about a grocery store manager?
Sure. There was this grocery store manager named Tom. One day, a customer asked him where the 'unicorn food' was. Tom, without missing a beat, said it was in the aisle next to the dragon eggs. The customer was so amused and ended up buying a bunch of novelty items just for the fun of it.
Can you share a one line funny story?
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Can you share a really funny story?
Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'
Can you share a really funny story?
Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.
Can you share a really funny kitten story?
There was a kitten that discovered a box. It climbed into the box and started making it its little kingdom. But then a dog walked by. The kitten, feeling very brave, hissed at the dog from inside the box. The dog just looked at it in confusion. The kitten continued to hiss and growl, but the dog simply walked away. The kitten then peeked out of the box, looking very proud of itself as if it had just chased away a huge monster. This made the onlookers laugh a great deal.
Can you share a really funny decisions story?
Sure. A guy I know decided to wear his swim trunks to a formal dinner because he thought it was a beach - themed party. When he showed up, everyone was in suits and gowns. He looked so out of place but his confidence made it hilarious.
Can you share a really funny lockdown story?
Sure. There was this time when we had a virtual family gathering during lockdown. My uncle, who is not very tech - savvy, accidentally muted himself for the whole call but didn't realize it. He was talking and gesturing animatedly while we all just watched, trying not to laugh. When he finally noticed, he was so embarrassed and we all had a good laugh about it.
Can you share a really funny halloween story?
Here's one. A family decided to do a group costume as a bunch of fruits. The dad was a big watermelon, the mom was a strawberry, and their kids were different small fruits. As they were walking to the Halloween parade in their neighborhood, a dog saw them and got really excited. It thought they were real fruits and chased after them. The family had to run, and the dad, being the big watermelon, was waddling as fast as he could. They finally hid behind a car and the dog lost interest. It was a hilarious experience for them all.