Sure. Here's one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
One more. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. It plays on the idea of'magic' in a really unexpected and humorous way.
Here is another one. My friend said he has a photographic memory but always forgets to put the lens cap off. It's quite funny as it shows the contradiction in his statement.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here are two -line funny stories. Story 1: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. Story 2: I'm reading a book about anti -gravity. It's impossible to put down.
The old mirror showed a face that wasn't mine. Creepy.
He saw her across the crowded room. 'You're my forever', he thought.
Here is one: 'The cat chased the moonbeam, never catching it but always in pursuit.' This simple line gives a sense of the cat's endless curiosity and the ephemeral nature of the moonbeam. It's a little moment of playfulness captured in just a few words.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Sure. Here is one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Sure. Story 1: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Story 2: I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it to the gym on Tuesdays.'
One: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, sniffed, and went back to sleep. He doesn't care. Another: I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'
Story 1: A cat saw a mirror. It thought it was another cat. So it hissed for an hour. Story 2: I told my plant a joke. It didn't laugh. Maybe it needs better ears. Story 3: I bought shoes online. They looked great. But they were for the wrong foot.