Tell me a one line funny story.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Well, the money kind of dough. I made plenty of the flour - water kind, but it didn't pay the bills.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
My friend thinks he is a chicken. I would have told him he's crazy, but I need the eggs.
Tell me a one line love story.
He saw her across the room and in that instant, love struck.
Tell me a one line scary story.
I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a shadowy figure at the foot of my bed. It just stood there, staring.
Tell me a horror story in just one line.
Walking alone in the forest, I heard a voice whisper my name from the trees.
Tell me a 'one for me one for you' funny story.
Once upon a time, there were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They found a box of chocolates. Tom said, 'One for me, one for you.' But Jerry was so greedy that every time Tom took one, Jerry took two. Tom got a bit angry but then had an idea. He started telling really lame jokes while taking the chocolates. Jerry was laughing so hard that he didn't notice Tom taking more chocolates. In the end, they both ended up with a tummy ache from eating too many chocolates, but they also had a great time with their little chocolate war.
Tell me some 'one line horror story' examples.
I woke up to find a strange handprint on the window beside my bed.
Tell me a one minute funny story.
A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man replied, 'No, but I'm ding - a - ling!'
Tell me a one page funny story.
There was a magician who was not very good at his tricks. One day, he was trying to make a rabbit disappear. He waved his wand and said the magic words, but instead of disappearing, the rabbit started to dance. The magician was so embarrassed. He tried again, and this time the rabbit started to sing. The audience was laughing so hard. In the end, the magician just gave up and joined the rabbit in its little performance. It turned out to be the funniest show ever.
Tell me one funny Ithaca story.
Once in Ithaca, there was a squirrel that got into a coffee shop. It hopped on the counter and started nibbling on a muffin. The barista tried to shoo it away gently but the squirrel just stared at him as if it owned the place. Then it grabbed a napkin and ran out with it, like it was a precious treasure. It was so hilarious that all the customers were laughing for a long time.
Tell me a nat one funny story.
Once there was a nat named Sam. One day, Sam tried to make pancakes. But instead of using flour, Sam accidentally used baking soda. When Sam poured the 'batter' on the pan, it started to fizzle and bubble like a mini volcano. It was so funny and Sam ended up with a pan full of foamy mess.
Tell me a one paragraph funny story.
Once there was a magician on a plane. He told the flight attendant he could turn into a dove and fly off the plane. The attendant said, 'Show me.' So he did his magic trick. And the attendant said, 'Well, now go into the baggage compartment.'