Can you share a clean joke of the day story?
Here's one. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, 'I want a grilled... cheese.' The waiter says, 'What's with the pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure. I was born with them.'
There was a snail who got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Can you share a joke of the day story?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Do you have another clean joke of the day story?
Yes. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a beer and a mop.'
Can you share a short story for the joke of the day?
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' It's a simple yet humorous short story for a joke of the day.
Can you share some best clean joke stories?
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share more kids clean joke stories?
A group of kids were talking about superheroes. One of them said, 'You know, Superman is so strong, but he must be really bad at hide - and - seek. I mean, just look at that cape!' This joke is humorous because it points out an obvious disadvantage of Superman's costume when it comes to a simple game like hide - and - seek. It shows how kids can look at things from a different and funny perspective.
Can you share some good clean joke stories?
Here's another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. This is a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh without any inappropriate content.
Can you share clean short funny joke stories?
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.
Can you share some funny clean joke stories?
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.
Can you share some clean funny pun joke stories?
Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).
Can you share a funny joke story?
There was a guy who named his dog 'Stay'. He used to say 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' It was really funny. One day, the dog ran away and he kept shouting 'Stay! Come here, Stay!' But of course, the dog didn't listen.