What are some funny hot fart stories you've heard?
At a sleepover, one of my friends had a hot fart in the middle of the night. It woke a few of us up. We were all groggy and then the smell hit us. We couldn't stop laughing and teasing him about it in the morning.
A guy I know was on a date at a nice restaurant. He had a really hot and smelly fart. He tried to play it off like it was someone else, but his date knew it was him. It was so awkward for him.
What are Some Funny Fart in Public Stories You've Heard?
A friend told me about being in a library. It was very quiet, and then someone in the far corner let out a long, drawn - out fart. Everyone was trying so hard not to laugh out loud because it was a library. But the person who farted quickly grabbed their things and ran out, which was really hilarious.
What are some of the funniest family fart stories you've heard?
There was this time when my grandfather fell asleep on the couch during a family visit. He let out a small, quiet fart that smelled so bad. Everyone was trying not to laugh out loud so as not to wake him up.
What are some of the funniest dog fart stories you've heard?
There was this dog at a dog park. It was running around having a great time, and then all of a sudden, it stopped, lifted its tail, and let out a huge fart that seemed to echo a bit. All the other dogs just stared at it for a moment, and then went back to playing as if nothing had happened.
What are the most memorable school fart stories you've heard?
I heard about a boy who farted during a school assembly. It was so loud that it echoed in the hall. The teachers were trying hard not to laugh, and all the students were looking around to find out who it was. Eventually, the boy next to him got blamed wrongly at first.
What are some funny revenge stories you've heard?
There was this instance where a person in an office always took the credit for others' work. One of his colleagues printed out pictures of donkeys and put them on his cubicle walls with the words 'Credit stealer'. It was really embarrassing for him. Another funny revenge story is that a person's friend always double - dipped their chips. So the person bought really spicy salsa and when the friend double - dipped again, his mouth was on fire.
What are some funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.
What are some funny selfish stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy at a buffet. He piled his plate so high with food that some of it was falling off. When the waitress told him there were rules about taking too much, he said he had a big appetite. But then he couldn't finish it all and just left it on his plate. It was really a funny display of selfishness.
What are some of the latest funny stories you've heard?
Well, I heard this one recently. A man went to the dentist. The dentist asked him if he flossed regularly. The man said, 'Yes, whenever I can't find any food between my teeth.'
What are some funny Adobe stories you've heard?
I heard about a group of graphic designers who were in a rush to finish an Adobe Acrobat project. They were combining multiple PDFs into one large document. Somehow, they ended up with a PDF where all the pages were in the wrong order. They had to scramble to fix it, but in the end, they learned a valuable lesson about double - checking their work in Acrobat. It was a humorous yet instructive Adobe story.
What are Some Funny Schnauzers Stories You've Heard?
I heard about a schnauzer that got scared of its own reflection in the mirror. It barked and growled at the mirror for ages until its owner covered it up. It was hilarious because it thought there was another dog in the house.