What are some of the funniest public bathroom stories you've heard?
I heard about a public bathroom in a small town. There was a very old - fashioned hand - dryer there. One person put their hand under it, and it made this really loud screeching noise. Everyone in the bathroom started laughing. Then another person tried it, and the same thing happened. It became like a little comedy show in the bathroom that day.
What are some of the funniest public poop stories you've heard?
I heard about a man who was on a long bus journey. He didn't want to use the bus toilet for some reason. When the bus finally stopped at a rest area, he rushed out. But in his hurry, he tripped and fell flat on his face right in front of the public toilet door, and then couldn't hold it any longer. It was really funny and everyone on the bus was talking about it for days.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest westie stories you've heard?
There was this westie who got into the pantry and found a bag of flour. Before anyone could stop him, he had rolled all over it and then ran through the house leaving white paw prints everywhere. It looked like a winter wonderland had invaded the house. His owners had to clean up for hours but they couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous he looked.
What are some of the funniest ingress stories you've heard?
A player was playing Ingress at night and got spooked by his own shadow while trying to find a portal in a cemetery. He thought it was some other player sneaking up on him. He jumped and let out a scream, which made his friends laugh a lot.
What are some of the funniest millennial stories you've heard?
A millennial friend of mine once entered a dance - off at a local event. They thought they could do all these cool moves they saw on TikTok, but ended up tripping over their own feet. Everyone laughed, including them, and it became a great memory.
What are some of the funniest backpacking stories you've heard?
I heard about a backpacker who was camping near a meadow. In the morning, he woke up to find a deer had eaten half of his breakfast that he left outside. He chased the deer around for a bit, trying to get his food back. It was a comical sight as the deer was much faster and just led him on a wild goose chase. He learned his lesson about leaving food out that day.
What are some of the funniest burping stories you've heard?
There was a time when my brother was trying to impress his friends by drinking a large amount of fizzy drink in one go. Well, he managed to do it but then immediately burped so forcefully that it sounded like a mini - explosion. His friends were in stitches and couldn't stop teasing him about it for days.
What are some of the funniest animals stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a dog that got its head stuck in a fence while chasing a squirrel. It barked and whined until its owner came to free it. The dog's silly expression with its head poking through the fence was quite a sight.
What are some of the funniest shopaholic stories you've heard?
I heard about a shopaholic who was addicted to buying home decor items. He filled his house with so many vases, paintings, and sculptures that there was barely any space left to move. His friends would joke that his house looked more like an over - stocked art gallery than a place to live. He would always defend his purchases by saying he was creating a unique aesthetic.
What are some of the funniest roommates stories you've heard?
One of the funniest I've heard was about two roommates who decided to prank each other. One put salt in the sugar bowl, and the other switched the shampoo with hair conditioner. They ended up having a really chaotic morning trying to figure out what was wrong. It was really funny.