What are some of the funniest public poop stories you've heard?
At a zoo, there was a monkey that pooped on a visitor. The visitor was just standing there, taking pictures, and the monkey, out of nowhere, let it go right on his head. The look on the visitor's face was priceless. It was so unexpected and all the people around started laughing, including the zoo keepers who came to help clean up.
In a shopping mall, there was a baby in a stroller. The baby was making some funny noises and the parents thought it was just being cute. But then they realized the baby had pooped and it was starting to smell. They rushed to the nearest restroom, but the whole scene of them panicking and trying to figure out what was wrong was really funny for the onlookers.
I heard about a man who was on a long bus journey. He didn't want to use the bus toilet for some reason. When the bus finally stopped at a rest area, he rushed out. But in his hurry, he tripped and fell flat on his face right in front of the public toilet door, and then couldn't hold it any longer. It was really funny and everyone on the bus was talking about it for days.
What are some of the funniest poop stories you've heard?
I heard about a situation at a zoo. One of the monkeys was constipated for days. When it finally pooped, all the other monkeys were jumping around it like it was a big celebration. The zookeepers were also very relieved and amused by the monkeys' reaction.
What are some of the funniest public bathroom stories you've heard?
I heard about a public bathroom in a small town. There was a very old - fashioned hand - dryer there. One person put their hand under it, and it made this really loud screeching noise. Everyone in the bathroom started laughing. Then another person tried it, and the same thing happened. It became like a little comedy show in the bathroom that day.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are the scariest poop stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a family moved into a new house. The bathroom always had a strange smell, like rotting something. Whenever they flushed the toilet, it would make a gurgling noise as if something was trying to come up. One day, the daughter was in the bathroom and she saw a black hand reaching out from the toilet bowl. She screamed and they never used that bathroom again.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.