What are some funny selfish stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy at a buffet. He piled his plate so high with food that some of it was falling off. When the waitress told him there were rules about taking too much, he said he had a big appetite. But then he couldn't finish it all and just left it on his plate. It was really a funny display of selfishness.
At work, there was a colleague who always used the new office supplies first and took more than his share. He would hide the good pens and notebooks in his desk. One time, he accidentally left his drawer open and everyone saw his stash. He was really embarrassed, and we all had a good laugh about his selfish behavior.
What are some funny revenge stories you've heard?
There was this instance where a person in an office always took the credit for others' work. One of his colleagues printed out pictures of donkeys and put them on his cubicle walls with the words 'Credit stealer'. It was really embarrassing for him. Another funny revenge story is that a person's friend always double - dipped their chips. So the person bought really spicy salsa and when the friend double - dipped again, his mouth was on fire.
What are some funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.
What are some of the latest funny stories you've heard?
Well, I heard this one recently. A man went to the dentist. The dentist asked him if he flossed regularly. The man said, 'Yes, whenever I can't find any food between my teeth.'
What are some funny Adobe stories you've heard?
I heard about a group of graphic designers who were in a rush to finish an Adobe Acrobat project. They were combining multiple PDFs into one large document. Somehow, they ended up with a PDF where all the pages were in the wrong order. They had to scramble to fix it, but in the end, they learned a valuable lesson about double - checking their work in Acrobat. It was a humorous yet instructive Adobe story.
What are Some Funny Schnauzers Stories You've Heard?
I heard about a schnauzer that got scared of its own reflection in the mirror. It barked and growled at the mirror for ages until its owner covered it up. It was hilarious because it thought there was another dog in the house.
What are some camping funny stories you've heard?
A group of campers once set up their tents right under a tree. During the night, a squirrel dropped a nut on one of the tents. It made such a loud noise that everyone thought there was a bear outside. They were all screaming and huddled together until they realized it was just a squirrel. It was really funny.
What are some funny drowning stories you've heard?
I heard about a group of friends at a lake. One of them pretended to drown as a joke. His friends all rushed to save him, but then he started laughing underwater. They were so mad at first but then couldn't stop laughing either.
What are some pastor appreciation funny stories you've heard?
There was a pastor who was very enthusiastic during his sermons. One day, he was so into his preaching that he knocked over a whole stack of hymn books on the podium. Papers went flying everywhere. He stopped for a moment, looked at the mess and said, 'Well, I guess I'm just spreading the word in all directions today!'. His ability to laugh at himself made it a funny moment that the congregation still remembers.
What are some really funny hamster stories you've heard?
I heard about a hamster that somehow got into a box of cotton balls. It made itself a little cotton ball nest right in the middle of the box. When its owner found it, it peeked out from all the white fluff, looking like a little furry snowball. That was such a comical sight.
What are some of the best uber funny stories you've heard?
I heard a story about a dog who thought its reflection in the mirror was another dog. It barked and growled at the mirror for hours, which was really comical.