Tell me more Christmas clean jokes and stories for kids.
Joke: What do you call Santa when he has no money? Saint Nickel - less! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. Every Christmas, he would make a small snowman in his front yard. One Christmas, the neighbors' kids saw how lonely he was. So they all made him little gifts and went to his house to sing Christmas carols. It made his Christmas very warm and happy.
Joke: What does Santa Claus use to bake cakes? Santa's whisk - broom! Story: A family decided to have a Christmas without any presents and just focus on being together. They cooked a big meal and told stories all day. At the end of the day, they realized that this simple Christmas was one of the best because they were so close and happy together.
Joke: What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep - pan, crisp and even! Story: In a small town, every Christmas the children would gather to make a big paper chain to decorate the town hall. One year, a little girl got so excited she accidentally glued her hair to the chain. Everyone had a good laugh and helped her get free. Then they all hung the chain together.
Tell me some funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.
Tell me more christian christmas jokes and stories
Joke: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! Story: A Christian missionary was in a far - off land during Christmas. He didn't have any traditional Christmas items with him. So he used local materials to make a small manger scene. The local people were so intrigued and it led to many conversations about the meaning of Christmas.
Tell me some more clean jokes that are actually funny stories.
A guy goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, 'Folks like you really make me angry.' The guy says, 'Well, why?' She replies, 'All these years you've never once returned a book on time!' This joke has a humorous twist at the end. It first sets up a rather serious - sounding situation and then completely changes the direction of the humor.
Tell me some more funny clean slandering jokes or stories.
Here's a story. A little girl thought that clouds were made of cotton candy. So one day, she tried to catch some with a broom. This story is clean and funny. It shows the innocence and creativity of a child without slandering anyone. It's a sweet little anecdote that can bring a smile to your face.
Share some more funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Joke: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
Tell me some really funny Christmas jokes and short stories for kids.
Short story: There was a Christmas elf named Bob. He was in charge of painting all the toy cars red. But one day, he accidentally used green paint. When Santa saw the green cars, he laughed and said they could be special Christmas edition cars for naughty kids. Bob felt relieved and everyone had a good laugh about it.
Share some clean Christmas jokes and stories.
Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. On Christmas Eve, he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, there was a small, shivering kitten. He took it in, gave it some warm milk and a cozy place to sleep. That Christmas, he found a new friend in the little kitten.
Share some Christmas clean jokes and stories.
Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf -abet! Story: A poor family couldn't afford many Christmas presents. So they made little hand - made cards for each other. But on Christmas morning, they found someone had left a box of toys on their doorstep. It was a kind neighbor who wanted to make their Christmas special.
What are some good clean jokes that tell a story for kids?
Here is a nice one. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked, 'If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replied, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher was getting frustrated. 'Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Six.' The teacher said, 'Good, now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'Johnny, how do you get seven?' Johnny said, 'Because I already have a cat at home!' It's a simple story - like joke that kids can understand and find funny.
Tell me some kids clean joke stories.
A little girl told her mom, 'Mom, I just saw a magician. He did a trick and made a rabbit disappear. But I think he should work on his skills because I can make my allowance disappear without any magic!' This joke combines the idea of magic tricks with the common experience of kids losing their allowance, which is quite funny for children.