What are some good clean jokes that tell a story for kids?
Here is a nice one. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked, 'If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replied, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher was getting frustrated. 'Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Six.' The teacher said, 'Good, now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'Johnny, how do you get seven?' Johnny said, 'Because I already have a cat at home!' It's a simple story - like joke that kids can understand and find funny.
There was a snail who got tired of his slow - paced life. One day he decided to hitchhike. He stood on the side of the road for days. Finally, a turtle stopped and said, 'Where are you going?' The snail said, 'Anywhere fast!' The turtle said, 'Hop on.' After a while, the turtle looked back and said, 'You're really quiet back there.' The snail said, 'I'm just trying not to fall off at this speed!' This joke has a little adventure story for the snail and the turtle and is clean and suitable for kids.
Tell me more Christmas clean jokes and stories for kids.
Joke: What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep - pan, crisp and even! Story: In a small town, every Christmas the children would gather to make a big paper chain to decorate the town hall. One year, a little girl got so excited she accidentally glued her hair to the chain. Everyone had a good laugh and helped her get free. Then they all hung the chain together.
What are some good jokes with a story for kids?
There's a little mouse who was always afraid of the cat. One day, he saw the cat wearing sunglasses. He thought the cat was a new, cool mouse - friendly cat. So he went up to the cat. But of course, the cat caught him. The moral - just because someone looks different doesn't mean they've changed their nature. It's a simple story - based joke that can teach kids a little life lesson too.
Can you share some clean jokes that tell a story?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. It's a simple play on words, where you expect him to actually transform in a magical way, but instead it's a humorous misunderstanding that makes for a clean, story - based joke.
Tell me some funny jokes with a story for kids.
A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.
Tell some clean and funny turkey jokes and stories
Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.
What are some examples of good clean jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. A funny story: There was a dog that loved to ride in the car. One day, its owner took it on a long road trip. The dog stuck its head out the window the whole time, tongue flapping in the wind. When they got home, the dog was so tired but it had the best time.
Tell me some funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.
What are some of the best clean jokes stories?
One day, a tomato was walking down the street. He got into a fight with a grape. The police came and arrested the grape. Do you know why? Because he was a little raisin (a reason).
What are some good examples of jokes that are stories for kids?
A duck walked into a bar and said, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said, 'No, we don't sell grapes here.' The duck left. The next day, the duck came back and asked again, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender was a bit annoyed and said, 'No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak to the counter!' The duck left. The third day, the duck came back and asked, 'Got any nails?' The bartender said, 'No.' So the duck said, 'Good, got any grapes?' This is a fun story - joke that kids would love.
What are some funny jokes short story for kids?
There is a joke. Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replies, 'Seven.' The teacher says, 'No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Little Johnny says, 'Seven.' The teacher, getting frustrated, asks, 'How on earth do you get seven?' Johnny says, 'Because I've already got a cat!' It's a simple and funny short story for kids.