Tell me some funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.
Tell me some more clean jokes that are actually funny stories.
A guy goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, 'Folks like you really make me angry.' The guy says, 'Well, why?' She replies, 'All these years you've never once returned a book on time!' This joke has a humorous twist at the end. It first sets up a rather serious - sounding situation and then completely changes the direction of the humor.
Tell me some more funny clean slandering jokes or stories.
Here's a story. A little girl thought that clouds were made of cotton candy. So one day, she tried to catch some with a broom. This story is clean and funny. It shows the innocence and creativity of a child without slandering anyone. It's a sweet little anecdote that can bring a smile to your face.
Tell some clean and funny turkey jokes and stories
Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.
Share some more funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Joke: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
Tell me more Christmas clean jokes and stories for kids.
Joke: What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep - pan, crisp and even! Story: In a small town, every Christmas the children would gather to make a big paper chain to decorate the town hall. One year, a little girl got so excited she accidentally glued her hair to the chain. Everyone had a good laugh and helped her get free. Then they all hung the chain together.
Tell me some funny Father Christmas stories and jokes
Joke: What's Father Christmas's favorite music? Wrap music! Here's a story. There was an old man who lived alone and was very grumpy. He didn't believe in Father Christmas. But one Christmas, Father Christmas left him a present anyway - a book of happy memories. The old man started to read it and it made him think of all the good times in his life. He became less grumpy and started to believe in the magic of Christmas again.
Tell me some funny Dirty Christmas Jokes stories.
A story is that a family was decorating their Christmas tree. The kids were making up jokes. One said 'What does Santa do when he gets angry? He gives coal - powered presents!'. It was a play on the naughty - nice list and coal for bad kids in a really funny way.
Share some funny clean jokes and stories
A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.
Share some clean Christmas jokes and stories.
Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. On Christmas Eve, he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, there was a small, shivering kitten. He took it in, gave it some warm milk and a cozy place to sleep. That Christmas, he found a new friend in the little kitten.
Share some Christmas clean jokes and stories.
Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf -abet! Story: A poor family couldn't afford many Christmas presents. So they made little hand - made cards for each other. But on Christmas morning, they found someone had left a box of toys on their doorstep. It was a kind neighbor who wanted to make their Christmas special.