I really want some funny stories. What do you have?
A man tried to sell his vacuum cleaner on Craigslist. He wrote, 'For sale: Hoover. Only used on Saturdays.' When he got a call, the person on the other end said, 'Why? You don't have any dirt on weekdays?' He replied, 'No, I just have a lot more time to clean on Saturdays.' This went on for a while as they argued about the best time to clean. It was really hilarious.
Do you have some really funny short stories to share?
There was a dog who loved to howl at the vacuum cleaner. Every time the owner turned it on, the dog would howl as if it was singing a duet with the noisy machine. It was so funny to watch.
What do men really want in a funny story?
Men usually look for a funny story that has a mix of humor and maybe a bit of adventure or a unique situation. Something that makes them forget their worries for a while and just enjoy the moment. A story that's not too complicated but still manages to bring a big smile to their faces.
Do you have any really funny hickey stories to tell?
Yes. A friend of mine once had a hickey on his collar bone area. He was going to a job interview and didn't notice it until he was in the waiting room. He was so panicked. He tried to use his tie to cover it up but it just made it look more suspicious. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.
Do you have any really long funny stories to share?
Sure. There was once a man who decided to go on a solo camping trip in the mountains. He set up his tent near a small stream. In the middle of the night, he heard some strange noises. He peeked out of his tent and saw a raccoon trying to steal his food. The raccoon was so clumsy that it kept knocking things over and getting tangled in the ropes. Eventually, it managed to grab a bag of marshmallows and ran off into the woods, looking like a fluffy, guilty bandit.
Do you have any really funny ghost stories to share?
Sure. There was a ghost in an old library. It had a habit of turning the pages of books really fast when people were trying to read. People thought it was a malfunctioning air - conditioner at first, but when they saw the pages flipping on their own, they were shocked. However, it was more funny than scary as it seemed the ghost just wanted to show off how quickly it could turn pages.
What are some really funny stories about animals in really funny stories?
There's a story about a dog who chased its own tail so vigorously that it got dizzy and fell over. It was really funny to watch as it then just lay there looking confused.
I really want to be a knight. What do you mean?
I especially want to be a knight means that the author has a special yearning and desire to become a knight. Perhaps the author had already imagined himself as a knight or had come into contact with the image of a knight in literature and was deeply fascinated by the honor, responsibility, and adventurous spirit that knights represented. In this case, I especially want to be a knight means that the author wants to realize his dream of becoming a real knight in real life.
Do people really want you to watch their stories?
Sometimes they do. They might want to share their experiences and have your attention.
Can you share some really really funny stories?
Sure. Once, a cat chased its own tail so vigorously that it spun around like a furry top. It was so confused but looked hilarious.
What are some really funny stories about animals from really funny stories?
A cat once chased its own tail for hours. It was like it had discovered the most interesting thing in the world. Its owner watched in amusement as the cat spun around and around.