What are some really funny stories about animals from really funny stories?
A cat once chased its own tail for hours. It was like it had discovered the most interesting thing in the world. Its owner watched in amusement as the cat spun around and around.
In a farm, a goose thought a shiny red ball was its egg. It sat on it for days, trying to hatch it. The farmer found it so funny that he took pictures. When the goose finally realized it wasn't an egg, it waddled away looking very confused. This made everyone on the farm laugh.
What are some really funny stories about animals in really funny stories?
There's a story about a dog who chased its own tail so vigorously that it got dizzy and fell over. It was really funny to watch as it then just lay there looking confused.
What are some really short funny stories about animals?
There was a duck who went into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked again. The clerk got angry and said, 'No, and if you come back and ask again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. Next day, the duck came back and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. Then the duck asked, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'
Are there any really funny nasty stories about animals?
A group of ducks once waddled into a busy store by accident. They quacked and flapped around, causing chaos. People were both amused and a bit confused as to how they got there. The ducks just seemed to be exploring, and their unexpected visit made for a great funny story.
Are there any really funny homeless stories that involve animals?
Sure. There was a homeless woman who had a stray dog as her companion. One day, the dog chased a squirrel up a tree and got stuck halfway. The woman had to call the local fire department, who came and rescued the dog. The whole situation was quite comical with the dog looking all embarrassed and the woman laughing and thanking the firefighters.
What are some really funny eating stories from restaurants?
At a buffet, I saw a guy pile his plate so high with food that as he walked back to his table, some of it started to slide off. He was desperately trying to catch the falling food with his hands, creating quite a scene.
What are some really funny overeating stories from restaurants?
Well, I heard about a guy in a pizza parlor. He ordered the largest pizza they had and then added extra toppings. When the pizza arrived, it was huge. He took one big bite and his eyes bulged out. He realized he had way overestimated his appetite. He tried to eat more but ended up leaving half of it, looking really embarrassed.
What are some really funny bedtime stories?
One really funny bedtime story is 'The Stinky Cheese Man'. It has all these wacky characters like a stinky cheese man who is on the run from people who want to eat him. Another is 'There's a Nightmare in My Closet', where a little boy confronts the nightmare in his closet in a very humorous way. 'The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs' is also great. It's told from the wolf's point of view and makes you laugh at the different take on the classic story.
What are some really funny Thanksgiving stories?
In a big family Thanksgiving gathering, the kids decided to put on a play about the first Thanksgiving. But they got all the facts wrong and made up their own version where the pilgrims were superheroes and the Native Americans were wizards. It was a complete mess but the adults loved it and it became the most talked - about part of that Thanksgiving. There were so many giggles and it was a really unique and funny way to celebrate the holiday.
Tell me a really funny story about animals.
Once upon a time, there was a group of squirrels. They found a big pile of nuts and were very excited. One of the squirrels said, 'Let's count them to make sure we know how many we have.' So they started counting. But every time they got to a certain number, one of the squirrels would lose track and they had to start all over again. After several attempts, they gave up and just started eating the nuts. They realized that it was more fun to eat them than to count them.
No excuses funny stories: What are some really good no excuses funny stories?
Once, a man went to the dentist. The dentist said he had a cavity. The man said, 'I brush my teeth every day!' The dentist replied, 'Well, you're brushing your neighbor's teeth too then.'