What are some of the funniest army boot camp stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-27 12:52
Well, I heard about a recruit who tried to climb a rope during a physical test. But instead of using his arms and legs properly, he just kind of wrapped himself around the rope like a sloth. He didn't get very far, but it was hilarious to see.
What are some of the funniest summer stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-30 12:52
A funny summer story I know is about a girl who decided to learn to surf in the summer. She was so excited on her first day. But when she finally got on the board and a wave came, she wiped out so badly that she ended up with seaweed all over her hair and face. She looked like a mermaid gone wrong. She still laughs about it today.
What are some of the funniest boyfriend stories you've heard?There's a story of a boyfriend who was supposed to pick up his girlfriend from work. But he got the wrong building. He waited for an hour outside the wrong place before realizing his mistake. When he finally found the right place, he was so flustered and his girlfriend couldn't stop laughing at his silly error.
What are some of the funniest feralheart stories you've heard?I heard a story where a FeralHeart player made their character look like a rainbow-colored monstrosity with all kinds of mismatched accessories. When they entered the main area, all the other players were so shocked and then started laughing. It was really unexpected and funny.
What are some of the funniest budgeting stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-30 07:13
A person once budgeted for a home renovation. They planned to do most of the work themselves to save money. But they ended up making so many mistakes that they had to call in professionals, which cost them way more than if they had hired them from the start. It was really funny yet a costly mistake.
What are some of the funniest nurse stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-29 20:09
A nurse was taking care of an elderly patient who was hard of hearing. The nurse asked if he wanted some water. The patient thought she said 'do you want some vodka'. His excited response made everyone in the room laugh. Then the nurse had to explain the misunderstanding clearly.
What are some of the funniest railroad stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-29 18:47
I heard about a train where the intercom system malfunctioned and every time the conductor tried to speak, it made a really loud screeching noise. Eventually, he had to write down the announcements on a big board and walk through the train cars to show passengers.
What are some of the funniest foreigner stories you've heard?Once, a foreigner was in Italy and he wanted to buy some gelato. He pointed at a flavor and asked for 'a lot' thinking it was the name of the flavor. The gelato vendor was confused at first but then understood and gave him a large scoop. The foreigner was really happy not realizing his mistake until later when his Italian friend told him.
What are some of the funniest newfie stories you've heard?A Newfie went to the city for the first time. He saw an escalator and thought it was some sort of magic moving stairs. He stood at the bottom for a long time, trying to figure out how it worked. Finally, he got the courage to step on it. But when it started moving, he panicked and tried to run back off, causing quite a commotion. It was really funny to those who witnessed it. He later told everyone back home about this'magical yet terrifying' contraption.
What are some of the funniest security stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-28 13:08
There was a security guard in a gated community who got spooked by his own shadow one night while on patrol. He thought it was an intruder and started chasing it, yelling and waving his flashlight. When he finally realized it was his shadow, he was so embarrassed. But his colleagues had a great laugh about it. This shows that sometimes our minds can play tricks on us, even in the security field. It also highlights how the stress of the job can make people jumpy at times.
