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The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!

The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!

Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins. Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league's betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student. Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was — she seemed to get into fights every day! Her original body's sister sneered, “Fatso! All you do is eat... and look at how ugly you are! You really embarrass me!” Fat? Ugly! Shan Yue started a daily training regiment, rapidly slimming down and becoming a ravishing beauty! Her original body's mother snapped at her, “How did I give birth to a child as stupid as you?! Always last place in school — you embarrass me! I should have strangled you right after I gave birth to you!” Stupid? Last place in school? Shan Yue lifted a finger, and the principal of the top school in the capital personally visited, offering a transfer to his school. Elite hackers, doctors, mercenaries, math geniuses... All of them were now vying for her attention! Though she managed to get the chance to become normal after going through so much, she accidentally become a big shot again, even finding herself a two-faced bigwig for a husband! Shan Yue: I just wanted a quiet life, but my abilities prevent that. Sigh...
General
941 Chs
The Ugly Duckling Of The Tiger Tribe

The Ugly Duckling Of The Tiger Tribe

A prideful snake who bowed to no one—until he became a jealous husband. A snow tiger beast warrior feared and respected, reduced to an obedient husband. A wolf known as a Casanova, who never stayed—until he chose loyalty. And a merman Prince who left his waters in order to be on land with her. All of them changed after meeting one female... After sniffing in an impossible scent. Her name is Arinya. …And unfortunately for this world, that’s me, haha. *** I wrote a book once. It was an unhinged fantasy born from my high-school brain, driven by loneliness and too many hormones. It was a world of beastmen, wild freedom, and the kind of romantic attention I could never get in real life. I poured every impossible desire into it: adventure, danger, and yes… a 'lot' of handsome partners. Before I knew it, I had a thousand chapters of pure escapism and pure thrill. Then on a college camping trip, I fell off a cliff. I expected to wake up in a hospital room but nope. I woke up on a soft field of grass, with air too fresh to belong anywhere on Earth. And then something moved behind me. Sticking out of my tailbone was... A tail. My tail? Yellow and black stripes and very, very real. I touched it. Completely real. My ears? Also gone—well, moved. They were now perched on top of my head like a confused jungle cat. And the outfit? Quite revealing, made of animal hide which matched my tail. What was going on? At first, I thought it was a prank. Or a dream. Or maybe karma is finally cashing in. But the more foreign memories evaded my mind, the clearer my situation became. This wasn't cosplay and it wasn't Earth, either. And—surprise—it wasn't even the world from my own book. Welp. I had been transported into a completely different Beastman world as a beast girl called Arinya. Sounds fun, right? Well… it would be, if I weren't apparently the ugliest duckling in the entire freaking savannah! Rejected by every potential mate I stumbled across and sneered at like a freaking eyesore. This was not how I planned my fantasy to come to reality. Trust me—if this is my fantasy come true, then someone needs to fire the author. But then again, after entering this world, I'm suddenly... Attractive. I mean, there's no change to my face and the freckles are still there, but for some reason, handsome beastmen begin to flock around me, wanting to be my mate because I smell... Pleasant. What's that all about?
Fantasy
460 Chs
Vicious, Ugly, Scum? I Healed My Husbands, Now They Love Me

Vicious, Ugly, Scum? I Healed My Husbands, Now They Love Me

Transmigrated into an interstellar beast world, Jiang Yunnuan becomes the villainous female side character, a foil to the female lead. The original owner was ugly in appearance, stupid, and evil, and hadn't awakened any abilities; a good-for-nothing idiot who only knew how to abuse her Beast Husbands. The Tiger King Beast Husband's inner core was dug out, and Jiang Yunnuan is framed right from the start, detested by all her Beast Husbands. Looking at her four handsome Beast Husbands, whose hate meters are maxed out and who wish they could kill her, Jiang Yunnuan curls her lips into a smile. No matter, she has Golden Carp Luck and a Healing Ability, as well as a food system and a spatial farm. She's not afraid she won't be able to conquer them. Her delicious food can increase cultivation, and the spirit spring can cause Beastman genes to evolve. Holding several trump cards in her hands, she accidentally goes a bit too hard, becoming both beautiful and strong, completely overshadowing the female lead to become the goddess of the entire interstellar world, attracting countless powerful figures who beg to be bound to her. The charming and clingy Fox Beastman The domineering and frenzied Tiger Beastman The cold and demonic Snake Beastman The gentle and handsome Feathered Beastman ... As the agreed-upon day for Contract Termination approaches, the Beast Husbands who initially wanted to kill her all panic. They cling to her, using endless tactics of acting cute and vying for her favor, begging her not to terminate the contracts and vowing to continue doting on her. From then on, when there are no outsiders, the men engage in male competition for her affection; when there are outsiders, they briefly join forces to deal with them. They are simply busy as can be. As for Jiang Yunnuan, every day, from the moment she opens her eyes to when she closes them, is a shuraba. She's so mentally exhausted, she feels like she could just die...
Sci-fi
268 Chs
Reborn as the Fat Ugly Duckling, Yet I Mated the Four Beast Deities

Reborn as the Fat Ugly Duckling, Yet I Mated the Four Beast Deities

Wish thought that if she ever got a second chance at life, she would at least wake up in a better story. A spoiled princess. A doomed villainess on the path to redemption. A heroine adored by powerful husbands. Anything would have been fine. That's how stories were supposed to work. Instead, fate—and whatever twisted cosmic editor writes destinies—casts her in the one role she should never have been reborn into: the fat, ugly, unwanted maiden chosen for sacrifice. She awakens in a body mocked by her tribe, pitied by her parents, and avoided by every man. In a world where beast forms define worth, hers is a joke—a puff-fluff fox, a useless cotton cloud that couldn't frighten a butterfly. Worse still, she is the doomed extra whose sole purpose was to die during the Mating Moon Ritual—her death the trigger that allowed the real female lead, a beautiful, weak princess, to earn the devotion of the four almighty beast deities. The Wind Deity—hot-headed, wild, and dangerously unpredictable. The Solar Deity—arrogant, playful, and impossibly radiant. The Sky Deity—silent, calm, and shrouded in mystery. The Night Deity—cold, calculating, and merciless. Except Wish doesn't die. And her survival breaks everything. The plot stutters. Events twist. Characters act wrong. The world itself seems to notice her refusal to disappear—and begins trying to correct the mistake. Now hunted by fate and trapped in a society where beauty is worshipped, mating marks define destiny, and the weak are meant to be sacrificed, Wish is given one impossible condition for survival: She must derail the story completely. The only way to do that is to draw the attention of the four beings the world revolves around—creatures meant to be untouchable, distant, and divine. One is bound to her by a ritual that should have killed her. One meets her with hostility instead of fate. One sees her existence as a threat that must be erased. One should be incapable of feeling anything at all. They were never meant to notice her. The story was never meant to let her live. So how is she supposed to survive a world that measures worth by beauty and power, when she is fat, unwanted, powerless—and armed with nothing but a useless fluffy fox? Can she break the story that wants her dead? Or will she die exactly as the plot demands?
Fantasy
171 Chs
What are some funny cartoon roasts?
Well, there's the classic roast of SpongeBob SquarePants for always getting into wacky situations. Like when he tries to do something simple and ends up making a huge mess!
2 answers
2025-05-12 02:00
What are the funniest roasts for cartoon girls?
You could say something like 'That cartoon girl's fashion sense is straight out of a dumpster!' It's a simple but funny roast.
1 answer
2025-06-04 23:12
What are the common themes in 'naruto roasts sasuke fanfiction'?
One common theme is Naruto highlighting Sasuke's pride. Naruto often uses Sasuke's over - the - top pride as a target for his roasts. For example, he might make fun of how Sasuke always thinks he's better than everyone else in terms of skills.
3 answers
2024-10-30 10:36
Which funny cartoon characters can be used for roasts?
I think characters like Homer Simpson from The Simpsons or Peter Griffin from Family Guy could be used for roasts. They have those comical and sometimes over-the-top personalities that can be played up for a good roast.
2 answers
2025-04-25 22:39
What does the guy that roasts cartoons do exactly?
Well, the guy that roasts cartoons might point out flaws or things he doesn't like about the cartoons. Maybe it's the poor writing, uninteresting characters, or bad graphics. He does it to entertain or express his opinions.
1 answer
2025-03-31 03:04
Can you recommend some 'naruto roasts sasuke fanfiction'?
Another great one is 'Naruto's Epic Roast of Sasuke'. In this fanfiction, Naruto roasts Sasuke during a training session. He makes fun of Sasuke's brooding nature and how he always tries to act so cool. Naruto uses his own experiences and the times they've spent together to come up with some really cutting - edge roasts that leave Sasuke both angry and a bit embarrassed.
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2024-10-30 17:48
What are some interesting scenarios in 'naruto roasts sakura fanfiction'?
In some 'naruto roasts sakura fanfiction', Naruto might roast Sakura about her always chasing Sasuke. For example, he could say something like 'You're so blinded by Sasuke that you forget about the real things around you.'
3 answers
2024-11-20 21:20
How does 'naruto roasts sakura fanfiction' change the perception of their relationship?
It makes their relationship seem more complex. Instead of just being friends or comrades, the roasting adds a layer of banter.
2 answers
2024-11-21 01:09
What could go wrong when mom roasts a chicken? A funny take.
Maybe mom mixes up the spices. Instead of thyme, she uses cinnamon. So the chicken comes out smelling like a holiday dessert. Hilarious!
3 answers
2024-11-21 20:36
Reborn, Ugly, Ugly Girl, Counterattack,
The following are the recommendations of a few novels about the comeback of the ugly woman who was reborn: 1. " The Female Empress is Going to Retaliate ": The female protagonist is reborn as an ugly good-for-nothing, but in reality, she has top-grade all-elemental spiritual roots and can crush everyone. She had a battle of wits and courage with a Divine Lord who was revered by the world. They loved each other and killed each other. It was a story full of heartbeats and counterattacks. 2. " Seventh Miss Trash: Overlord, Light Love ": This novel tells the story of the female protagonist's counterattack after transmigrating into a loser. It contains fantasy and romance elements. The female protagonist and the male protagonist defeated the enemy together, showing the sweetness between them. 3. " Feng Nitian: The Evil King's Wife Is Busy ": This is an ancient romance novel. The female protagonist is a loser from an ancient martial arts family. After she transmigrated, she brought her pet along to fight monsters to find her family and save her ancestors. She turned around and became a real princess. 4. [The Rebirth of the Useless Di Daughter]: The female protagonist was an ugly good-for-nothing from the Marquis's Residence, but she had extraordinary medical skills and the soul of a killer. She successfully healed her face and tendons, becoming a beautiful chivalrous woman. 5. " The Ugly Woman's Counterattack: The Evil King's Military Doctor, Little Meng Concubine ": The female protagonist is an ace military doctor. Her character is playful and she accidentally transmigrated to the body of the idiotic young lady of the General's Mansion. He was the prince of the Flying Dragon Kingdom, who was cold, evil, and domineering. He was only cautious and forceful towards her. Please note that the novels recommended above may contain different elements and plots. The specific selection of works that suit you depends on your personal preferences.
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2025-01-04 20:18
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