MY HOLY MAGIC IS 100% EFFECTIVE AND 200% TRAUMATISING
My Holy Magic is 100% Effective and 200% Traumatizing
Synopsis:
In the Holy Kingdom of Eloria, divine healing is supposed to be a beautiful experience—all glittering gold lights, soft angel choirs, and gentle warmth.
Then there’s Julian.
Julian is a licensed Divine Healer, but his holy magic skipped the "peace and comfort" phase and went straight into hyper-realistic biological chaos. If you come to him with a shattered leg, his magic won't smoothly fade the pain away. Instead, it will violently burst your skin open, force your splintered bones to assemble themselves like a glowing, neon-pink jigsaw puzzle in mid-air, and zip your flesh back together with a wet, musical crunch.
It is 100% effective, aesthetically stunning to look at, and psychologically scarring for anyone watching.
All Julian wants is to run his clinic, drink his terrible coffee, and get paid. But when the kingdom's elite, arrogant S-rank adventurers keep turning up on his doorstep expecting a gentle holy hug, they leave with perfectly healed bodies and a lifetime supply of severe trauma.
"I told you to bite the leather, Sir Galahad. Now please stop crying through your eyeballs, you’re scaring the orphans in the waiting room