What are some of the funniest security stories you've heard?
There was a security guard in a gated community who got spooked by his own shadow one night while on patrol. He thought it was an intruder and started chasing it, yelling and waving his flashlight. When he finally realized it was his shadow, he was so embarrassed. But his colleagues had a great laugh about it. This shows that sometimes our minds can play tricks on us, even in the security field. It also highlights how the stress of the job can make people jumpy at times.
A security system in a bank was supposed to be top - notch. One day, a bird flew into the bank through an open window. The motion sensors went crazy, setting off alarms and locking down the building. The security guards were running around trying to figure out what was going on while the poor bird was just flying around confused. Eventually, they caught the bird and released it outside, but it was a very funny and chaotic situation.
What are some of the funniest IT security incidents you've heard of?
A company's IT department set up a very complex security protocol. But one day, a new intern accidentally disabled the whole thing by unplugging the wrong cable. Another incident was when a hacker group tried to hack a website but instead of getting any valuable data, they got a bunch of cat pictures that the website owner had hidden as a joke.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest chemo stories you've heard?
I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.
What are some of the funniest PMS stories you've heard?
There was a girl who, during PMS, thought that her cat was plotting against her. She saw the cat looking at her in a certain way and was convinced it was trying to steal her favorite spot on the couch. She chased the cat around the house until she realized how silly she was being.