Share some of the best dumb stories.
Well, here's one. There was a guy who tried to feed his pet rock because he thought it was looking a bit skinny. He would place little crumbs around it every day. Another one is about a girl who put her umbrella up inside the house during a thunderstorm thinking it would protect her from the thunder, not realizing it doesn't work like that.
Share some best dumb criminal stories.
A burglar broke into a house. He was so hungry that he stopped to make himself a sandwich in the kitchen. While he was eating, the homeowners came back. He was so startled that he didn't even try to run but just sat there with the sandwich in his hand waiting to be arrested.
Share some funny dumb customer stories.
One time, a customer came into the coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with no coffee'. I was so confused. I had to explain that a latte is mainly made of coffee and milk. In the end, they settled for a cup of hot milk.
Can you share some funny dumb stories?
Sure. There was a guy who thought that if he ate a lot of carrots, he could see in the dark like a rabbit. So he ate carrots all day long for a week. But of course, he didn't gain any super - seeing - in - the - dark powers.
Can you share some dumb teacher stories?
Sure. There was a teacher who once tried to explain gravity by throwing a book up and saying 'It falls because the air is tired of holding it.' It was completely wrong and made the students laugh.
Can you share some dumb high school stories?
Well, in my high school, there was a group of students who decided to start a food fight in the cafeteria. They threw mashed potatoes and gravy all over the place. It was chaos and they all got detention for it. It was really dumb because they could have just eaten their food peacefully.
Can you share some funny dumb short stories?
There was a guy who tried to open a can of soup with his car keys. He poked at it for ages until the keys got stuck in the can. All because he couldn't find the can opener and thought his keys would work in a really dumb way.
Can you share some funny dumb dog stories?
A dog I knew would always run to the door when the doorbell rang on TV. It didn't understand that the sound was coming from the TV and not the actual front door. It was such a dumb yet adorable behavior.
Can you share some dumb funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought the potted plant was his dance partner and started slow - dancing with it. Everyone was laughing so hard. He didn't even realize what he was doing until someone pointed it out the next day when he saw pictures.
Can you share some interesting dumb kid stories?
Sure. There was a dumb kid who thought that the moon followed him everywhere. One day, he tried to run really fast to lose the moon but of course, it was still there. He was so confused and told his mom that the moon was playing a tricky game with him.
What are some dumb school stories?
Well, there was this one time in my school when a student thought the fire alarm was a new kind of school bell and tried to turn it off. It created a huge chaos as the teachers and students all rushed out thinking there was a real fire.