Do you have any funny snowboarding stories?
Well, at a snowboarding event, there was a guy who thought he was super - skilled. He was showing off his jumps. But on one of his big jumps, his snowboard got detached in mid - air. He landed safely but then had to run back up the slope to get his board while everyone else was laughing. It was hilarious to watch him scramble up the hill.
I remember a time when I went snowboarding. There was this beginner on the slope who was so nervous. He started going down very slowly, but then suddenly lost control. Instead of falling, he somehow managed to slide all the way down on his backside, screaming the whole time. By the time he reached the bottom, he was more relieved than scared and we all had a good chuckle.
Once, my friend was snowboarding down a slope. He was trying to do a cool trick but ended up falling face - first into a big pile of soft snow. When he got up, his goggles were completely covered in snow and he looked like a snow monster. He couldn't see a thing and started waving his arms around blindly, which made all of us laugh so hard.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Can you share some really funny snowboarding stories from the slopes?
Sure. There was a girl who was snowboarding for the first time. She was so excited that she didn't notice a small jump in front of her. When she hit it, she flew up in the air and her hat went flying off. She landed okay but then spent the next few minutes chasing her hat down the slope while slipping and sliding. It was really funny.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny payroll stories to share?
Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.
Do you have any funny Walmart stories to share?
Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.
Do you have any funny or new stories that are not boring?
Yes. A funny one is about a dog that learned to play the piano. It was amazing. The dog's owner had a piano at home and one day, the dog just jumped on the bench and started hitting the keys. After a while, it seemed like the dog was actually playing a simple tune. It was so cute.
Do you have any funny bidet stories to share?
I remember staying at a hotel with a bidet. I had no idea how to use it properly at first. I sat on it the wrong way and got a bit of a surprise when it started spraying. After some fiddling around, I finally figured it out and now I find it quite a useful and funny memory.
Do you have any funny car insurance stories?
Sure. One time my friend got his car insurance bill and it was way more expensive than he expected. When he called to ask why, the agent said it was because he lived in an area with a lot of 'car-eating trees'. Turns out there were a lot of old oak trees that had a habit of dropping branches on cars during storms.