Do you know any funny short Xmas stories about kids?
One kid wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real unicorn. His parents were worried about how to break it to him that unicorns don't exist. But on Christmas morning, they found a white horse with a horn attached to its head made of papier - mâché. The kid was over the moon and his reaction was hilarious.
Sure. There was a little girl who thought that Santa Claus lived at the North Pole mall. So on Christmas Eve, she dragged her parents to the mall and started looking for Santa's house. When she realized there was no house, she told Santa, who was there for photos, that he should move to a real house. It was really cute.
A group of kids made a snowman and decided to name it Frosty Jr. They then tried to decorate it with real Christmas lights. As they were plugging in the lights, the snowman started to melt a bit. They panicked and tried to save Frosty Jr. by covering it with more snow. Their attempts were quite comical.
Do you know any short and funny bedtime stories for kids?
A little turtle was getting ready for bed. He had a hard time tucking his head into his shell because he ate too much that day. After some wiggling, he managed to get comfortable and muttered, 'Good night, world' as he fell asleep.
Do you know any short inspirational funny stories for kids?
Yes. A little girl was afraid of the dark. One night, she said to the dark, 'You may be big and black, but I'm small and brave!' Then she ran to turn on the light. It's funny but also inspiring for kids to face their fears bravely.
Do you know any English short funny stories for kids?
Here's another kid - friendly story. A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, 'Imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?' The little boy thinks for a moment and says, 'None.' The teacher replies, 'None, how do you figure that?' The boy says, 'If I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.' The teacher says, 'The correct answer is four, but I like the way you think.'
Do you know any short and funny Christmas stories for kids?
Yes. A child wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real unicorn. When Christmas morning came, there was a stuffed unicorn with a note from Santa saying, 'Real unicorns are too hard to fit in the sleigh, but this one is very magical!'. The kid was delighted.
Do you know any short funny fishing stories about kids fishing?
There was a kid fishing. He thought he caught a big fish and started shouting for help to reel it in. When it finally came out, it was just a small piece of seaweed wrapped around the hook. His over - enthusiasm was really funny.
Do you know any short laughing stories for kids?
Yes. There was a little boy who asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' Dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.'
Do you know any small funny ghost stories for kids?
A small ghost was trying to make his first 'big scare' on Halloween. He found a house with a big porch and a couple sitting there. He flew towards them making all sorts of spooky noises. But as he got closer, he tripped on a loose floorboard and tumbled right in front of them. The couple started laughing and said 'You're the cutest little ghost we've ever seen'. The little ghost was so disappointed at first but then joined in the laughter and had a fun Halloween after all.
What are some true funny Xmas stories you know?
A family once got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the kids became so attached to it that they named it Tom and made it their pet. So, instead of having a turkey dinner, they had a vegetarian Christmas meal that year. It was really funny how the kids managed to convince their parents to keep Tom.
Do you know any short funny crime stories about pickpockets?
There was a pickpocket at a crowded fair. He slipped his hand into a man's pocket but found only a bunch of feathers. Turns out the man was a poultry farmer and had some feathers in his pocket for some reason. The pickpocket was so disappointed.
Do you know any a cute short funny stories about animals?
Yes. There was a dog that loved to howl at the moon every night. One night, the moon was hidden behind the clouds. The dog still howled, but then it stopped and looked around, as if wondering where the moon went. It was really cute. After a while, when the moon peeked out again, the dog started howling even louder, as if scolding the moon for disappearing.