Do you know any small funny ghost stories for kids?
A small ghost was trying to make his first 'big scare' on Halloween. He found a house with a big porch and a couple sitting there. He flew towards them making all sorts of spooky noises. But as he got closer, he tripped on a loose floorboard and tumbled right in front of them. The couple started laughing and said 'You're the cutest little ghost we've ever seen'. The little ghost was so disappointed at first but then joined in the laughter and had a fun Halloween after all.
Do you have any short and funny ghost stories for kids?
A ghost was so small that he could fit into a teacup. He decided to haunt a tea party. When the ladies saw the little ghost popping out of the teacup, instead of being scared, they offered him a biscuit. The ghost was so happy that he became their regular tea - time guest and stopped being spooky.
Do you know any short and funny bedtime stories for kids?
A little turtle was getting ready for bed. He had a hard time tucking his head into his shell because he ate too much that day. After some wiggling, he managed to get comfortable and muttered, 'Good night, world' as he fell asleep.
Do you know any short inspirational funny stories for kids?
Yes. A little girl was afraid of the dark. One night, she said to the dark, 'You may be big and black, but I'm small and brave!' Then she ran to turn on the light. It's funny but also inspiring for kids to face their fears bravely.
Do you know any English short funny stories for kids?
Here's another kid - friendly story. A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, 'Imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?' The little boy thinks for a moment and says, 'None.' The teacher replies, 'None, how do you figure that?' The boy says, 'If I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.' The teacher says, 'The correct answer is four, but I like the way you think.'
Do you know any short and funny Christmas stories for kids?
Yes. A child wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real unicorn. When Christmas morning came, there was a stuffed unicorn with a note from Santa saying, 'Real unicorns are too hard to fit in the sleigh, but this one is very magical!'. The kid was delighted.
Do you know any funny short Xmas stories about kids?
Sure. There was a little girl who thought that Santa Claus lived at the North Pole mall. So on Christmas Eve, she dragged her parents to the mall and started looking for Santa's house. When she realized there was no house, she told Santa, who was there for photos, that he should move to a real house. It was really cute.
Do you know any short funny fishing stories about kids fishing?
There was a kid fishing. He thought he caught a big fish and started shouting for help to reel it in. When it finally came out, it was just a small piece of seaweed wrapped around the hook. His over - enthusiasm was really funny.
Do you know any good clean funny story for kids?
A little boy was at the zoo. He saw a giraffe and thought it would be fun to mimic how it ate leaves from the tall trees. So he stretched his neck as far as he could and pretended to nibble on the air. His parents saw him and started laughing, and soon other people around were also laughing at his cute and funny antics.
Are there any funny joke ghost stories you know?
Yes. A ghost was haunting a theater. One actor saw it and said, 'You're a terrible actor! You don't even have a proper costume!' The ghost was so angry that it tried to possess the actor but just ended up making the actor do a really funny dance. Everyone in the theater laughed.
Do you know any short laughing stories for kids?
Yes. There was a little boy who asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' Dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.'