There was a little girl who wanted to be a singer. She practiced in the bathroom and when she came out, her family said they thought there was a drowning cat in there. But she just laughed and said that was her high note.
A little boy tried to catch a fish with his bare hands in the pond. He ended up falling in and when he got out, he said, 'Well, at least I'm wet enough to be a fish now!'
A ghost was so small that he could fit into a teacup. He decided to haunt a tea party. When the ladies saw the little ghost popping out of the teacup, instead of being scared, they offered him a biscuit. The ghost was so happy that he became their regular tea - time guest and stopped being spooky.
Sure. There was a kid called Ben. He thought his nose was a button. One day, he told his sister to 'press his nose - button' to turn him off. His sister played along and pretended to press it. Ben then fell to the floor and closed his eyes. His sister couldn't stop laughing at his silly antics.
A little turtle was getting ready for bed. He had a hard time tucking his head into his shell because he ate too much that day. After some wiggling, he managed to get comfortable and muttered, 'Good night, world' as he fell asleep.
Yes. A little girl was afraid of the dark. One night, she said to the dark, 'You may be big and black, but I'm small and brave!' Then she ran to turn on the light. It's funny but also inspiring for kids to face their fears bravely.
Here's another kid - friendly story. A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, 'Imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?' The little boy thinks for a moment and says, 'None.' The teacher replies, 'None, how do you figure that?' The boy says, 'If I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.' The teacher says, 'The correct answer is four, but I like the way you think.'
Yes. A child wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real unicorn. When Christmas morning came, there was a stuffed unicorn with a note from Santa saying, 'Real unicorns are too hard to fit in the sleigh, but this one is very magical!'. The kid was delighted.
A cat went to the vet. The vet asked, 'Is this cat male or female?' The owner said, 'Well, I think it's male because he's lifting up his leg when he pees.' The vet said, 'Well, that's not necessarily true. My cat is female and she lifts her leg when she pees.' The owner replied, 'Oh. Well, why does your cat do that?' The vet said, 'She likes to show off she's been to the vet.' This is a light - hearted and funny story for kids with a bit of silly animal - related humor.
Sure. There was a little girl who thought that Santa Claus lived at the North Pole mall. So on Christmas Eve, she dragged her parents to the mall and started looking for Santa's house. When she realized there was no house, she told Santa, who was there for photos, that he should move to a real house. It was really cute.
There was a kid fishing. He thought he caught a big fish and started shouting for help to reel it in. When it finally came out, it was just a small piece of seaweed wrapped around the hook. His over - enthusiasm was really funny.
A young couple moved into a new apartment. One night, the wife saw a ghostly face in the mirror while brushing her teeth. But when she blinked, it was gone. Later, she found out it was the previous tenant's clumsy attempt at scaring new people, as he left a funny - looking mask stuck to the back of the mirror.