Do you have any short and funny ghost stories for kids?
A ghost was so small that he could fit into a teacup. He decided to haunt a tea party. When the ladies saw the little ghost popping out of the teacup, instead of being scared, they offered him a biscuit. The ghost was so happy that he became their regular tea - time guest and stopped being spooky.
Do you have any very short funny stories for kids?
There was a little girl who wanted to be a singer. She practiced in the bathroom and when she came out, her family said they thought there was a drowning cat in there. But she just laughed and said that was her high note.
Do you have any more funny short ghost stories?
A young couple moved into a new apartment. One night, the wife saw a ghostly face in the mirror while brushing her teeth. But when she blinked, it was gone. Later, she found out it was the previous tenant's clumsy attempt at scaring new people, as he left a funny - looking mask stuck to the back of the mirror.
Do you know any small funny ghost stories for kids?
A small ghost was trying to make his first 'big scare' on Halloween. He found a house with a big porch and a couple sitting there. He flew towards them making all sorts of spooky noises. But as he got closer, he tripped on a loose floorboard and tumbled right in front of them. The couple started laughing and said 'You're the cutest little ghost we've ever seen'. The little ghost was so disappointed at first but then joined in the laughter and had a fun Halloween after all.
Do you have any other funny short kids story?
Sure. There was a kid called Ben. He thought his nose was a button. One day, he told his sister to 'press his nose - button' to turn him off. His sister played along and pretended to press it. Ben then fell to the floor and closed his eyes. His sister couldn't stop laughing at his silly antics.
Do you know any short and funny bedtime stories for kids?
A little turtle was getting ready for bed. He had a hard time tucking his head into his shell because he ate too much that day. After some wiggling, he managed to get comfortable and muttered, 'Good night, world' as he fell asleep.
Do you know any short inspirational funny stories for kids?
Yes. A little girl was afraid of the dark. One night, she said to the dark, 'You may be big and black, but I'm small and brave!' Then she ran to turn on the light. It's funny but also inspiring for kids to face their fears bravely.
Do you know any English short funny stories for kids?
Here's another kid - friendly story. A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, 'Imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?' The little boy thinks for a moment and says, 'None.' The teacher replies, 'None, how do you figure that?' The boy says, 'If I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.' The teacher says, 'The correct answer is four, but I like the way you think.'
Do you know any short and funny Christmas stories for kids?
Yes. A child wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real unicorn. When Christmas morning came, there was a stuffed unicorn with a note from Santa saying, 'Real unicorns are too hard to fit in the sleigh, but this one is very magical!'. The kid was delighted.
Do you know any funny short Xmas stories about kids?
Sure. There was a little girl who thought that Santa Claus lived at the North Pole mall. So on Christmas Eve, she dragged her parents to the mall and started looking for Santa's house. When she realized there was no house, she told Santa, who was there for photos, that he should move to a real house. It was really cute.
Do you have any funny ghost stories to share?
Sure. There was once a story about a friendly ghost in an old mansion. It would play harmless pranks like moving the chairs slightly or making the curtains flutter gently. Instead of scaring people, it seemed to be seeking attention and some fun. People living there gradually got used to it and even started leaving out little treats for it, like candies or small toys.