Can you share some funny poop stories?
There was a time when a friend's dog ate some really colorful candies. Later, when it pooped, it was all these bright colors. It was so unexpected and looked like a rainbow of poop. We couldn't stop giggling at how strange it was.
My brother told me about this one time at camp. A guy thought he could use the bushes for a toilet. But he didn't realize there was a beehive nearby. As soon as he started pooping, the bees swarmed out. He ran away with his pants still down, leaving a little trail behind. It's a classic and really funny poop story among their camp group.
Sure. Once, my little cousin was potty training. He was so proud when he finally made a poop in the toilet. He shouted, 'Look, it's like a little snake!' and we all burst out laughing.
Can you share some from the 15 funny poop stories?
Sure. One story could be about a dog that got so excited when it saw its owner come home that it accidentally pooped a little while wagging its tail. It was a really funny and unexpected moment.
Share some funny poop stories from BuzzFeed.
Well, one story I remember from BuzzFeed was about a dog that got into the cat's litter box and ended up with poop all over its face. It was so silly looking and the owner had a hard time not laughing while cleaning it up.
Can you share a funny plane poop story?
I heard a story about a flight attendant who was walking down the aisle with a tray of drinks. Just as she passed a row of seats, a baby let out a huge poop that made a really loud noise. It was so unexpected that the flight attendant almost dropped the tray. She had to stop for a second to compose herself. Then she started laughing along with the passengers around, and said 'Well, that's one way to make your presence known on the plane!'
Can you share a funny dog poop story?
Well, there was this dog in the park. He was running around having a great time. All of a sudden, he stopped and pooped in the middle of a group of people doing yoga. The yoga people were all in their poses and this dog just casually pooped right there. Everyone was shocked at first but then couldn't help but laugh at how unexpected it was.
Can you share a funny newfoundlander poop story?
A Newfoundlander family had a new puppy. One morning, they woke up to find that the puppy had pooped in the shape of a heart. They couldn't believe it. They thought it was the funniest and cutest thing ever. They even framed a picture of it and put it on the mantelpiece. It became a talking point whenever guests came over, and everyone had a good laugh about it.
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Can you share some fictional poop stories?
One fictional poop story could be about a magical creature whose poop turns into precious gems. Whenever it relieves itself, the poop glitters and becomes a valuable resource in a fantasy land.
Can you share some interesting poop stories?
Well, once my little nephew was potty training. He was so excited when he finally managed to do his business in the toilet all by himself. He kept shouting, 'I did it!' It was really cute.
Can you share some girl poop stories?
Well, one girl poop story could be about a little girl who was so shy about using public restrooms. She held it in until she got home, but it was a real struggle for her during that time. She was at a shopping mall with her mom and didn't want to use the mall's restroom because it was noisy and smelled strange to her.
Is there a really funny roomba poop story you can share?
Sure. There was this time when my Roomba seemed to think a small poop pellet was just another bit of dirt. It pushed it around the living room for a while until it finally got stuck in the brush. I had to take it apart to get it out. Hilarious in hindsight.