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Tell me a nonsense funny short story.

2024-12-07 15:08
2 answers
Anonymous
2024-12-07 17:17

Once upon a time, there was a fish that wanted to climb a tree. All the other fish in the pond thought it was crazy. But this fish was determined. It wiggled out of the water and flopped towards a tree. A squirrel saw it and said, 'You're a fish, you belong in the water!' But the fish replied, 'I'm tired of swimming, I want to see the world from above!' In the end, a kind-hearted bird picked up the fish and placed it on a low branch. The fish was so happy and declared it was the best view ever.

Anonymous
2024-12-07 17:05

A group of clouds once had a race. The big, fluffy white clouds were all very competitive. One cloud named Charlie was very small and gray. All the other clouds laughed at him and said he couldn't win. But Charlie had a trick up his sleeve. He started to gather all the raindrops around him. As he got heavier and heavier, he started to fall faster than the other clouds. In the end, he won the race because he turned into a rain cloud and reached the finish line on the ground first.

Tell me a funny short short story.

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2024-12-06 07:49

Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'

Tell me a funny short story.

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2024-12-02 15:17

Once there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He tried to roost in the trees like the chickens did. But every time he flapped his wings to get up there, he would just fall down. One day, he saw a pond and couldn't resist diving in. As he swam around, he suddenly realized how much he loved the water and said, 'I'm not a silly chicken, I'm a wonderful duck!'

Tell me a short funny story

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2024-11-26 05:18

There were three turtles sitting on a log. One turtle decided to jump into the water. How many turtles were left on the log? Three. Because the turtle only decided to jump, it didn't actually jump yet. This confused a little boy who was watching them. He kept waiting for the turtle to jump, but it just sat there, as if it was teasing him. The boy finally gave up waiting and went to find something else to do.

Tell me a funny short story.

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2024-10-29 20:39

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. He went to the zoo and saw a monkey. The monkey stole his hat and started wearing it. Tom chased the monkey around the cage, and the monkey made all kinds of funny faces at him. Finally, the zookeeper helped Tom get his hat back. It was really a hilarious encounter.

Tell me a short funny crime story.

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2024-12-16 16:39

There was a pickpocket in a busy market. He targeted a man with a big wallet in his back pocket. He slyly reached for it but didn't notice that the man was standing near a table with a large stack of plates. As he yanked the wallet, he bumped into the table, and all the plates came crashing down. Everyone turned to look, and he was caught red - handed while trying to escape through the broken plates.

Tell me a funny christmas short story.

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2024-12-16 14:44

Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. His reindeer ate all the carrots for Rudolph's shiny nose. So, Santa had to use a flashlight instead. When he landed on a roof, the family's dog barked so loudly that Santa dropped his sack of toys. The toys rolled down the roof and into the chimney. The family woke up to a very strange noise and found their living room filled with toys and a flashlight - shining right on Santa who was stuck in the chimney!

Tell me a short funny joke story.

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2024-12-15 09:22

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Tell me a short funny dating story.

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2024-12-14 08:44

There was a date where the guy took the girl to a mini - golf place. He was trying to show off his skills but ended up hitting the ball into a little pond five times. The girl found it hilarious and they ended up having a really fun time just goofing around.

Tell me a funny short bedtime story.

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2024-12-13 01:47

Once upon a time, there was a little mouse. He wanted to go to a party in the big house. But he was so small that he couldn't reach the doorknob. So he climbed on a cat's back without the cat noticing. The cat walked to the door and the mouse hopped off, opened the door and went to the party. The cat was left outside, very confused.

Tell me a funny sex short story.

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2024-12-08 07:36

A little frog was always trying to jump higher than the other frogs in the pond. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and thought it was another frog challenging him. So he jumped and jumped until he was too tired to move. All the other frogs watched and laughed at his misunderstanding. It was a really humorous little story. (Replacing the inappropriate topic with a family - friendly one.)

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