Tell me a short funny crime story.
There was a pickpocket in a busy market. He targeted a man with a big wallet in his back pocket. He slyly reached for it but didn't notice that the man was standing near a table with a large stack of plates. As he yanked the wallet, he bumped into the table, and all the plates came crashing down. Everyone turned to look, and he was caught red - handed while trying to escape through the broken plates.
A burglar decided to break into a bakery one night. He climbed through the window and was looking around for things to steal. But he couldn't resist the fresh - baked bread smell. He sat down and started eating loaf after loaf. He got so full that he fell asleep right there. In the morning, the baker found him snoring on the floor surrounded by crumbs and empty bread bags.
Tell me a funny crime story.
Once, a pickpocket targeted a man in a crowded market. He stealthily reached for the man's wallet but accidentally grabbed a packet of hot peppers the man had just bought. The pickpocket put his hand to his mouth in pain and started hopping around, which attracted everyone's attention, including the police who were nearby. So, instead of getting away with a wallet, he got caught red - handed and with a burning mouth.
Tell me a funny crime story.
There was a man who decided to steal a street sign as a prank. He went out in the middle of the night with his tools all ready. But as he was trying to unscrew the sign, a police car happened to pass by. He panicked and tried to hide behind a bush. However, his big feet were sticking out. The police saw him and when they asked what he was doing, he said he was just looking for his lost dog. The officers couldn't keep a straight face as they took him in for attempted theft of public property.
Tell me a funny short short story.
Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'
Tell me a funny short story.
Once there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He tried to roost in the trees like the chickens did. But every time he flapped his wings to get up there, he would just fall down. One day, he saw a pond and couldn't resist diving in. As he swam around, he suddenly realized how much he loved the water and said, 'I'm not a silly chicken, I'm a wonderful duck!'
Tell me a short funny story
There were three turtles sitting on a log. One turtle decided to jump into the water. How many turtles were left on the log? Three. Because the turtle only decided to jump, it didn't actually jump yet. This confused a little boy who was watching them. He kept waiting for the turtle to jump, but it just sat there, as if it was teasing him. The boy finally gave up waiting and went to find something else to do.
Tell me a funny short story.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. He went to the zoo and saw a monkey. The monkey stole his hat and started wearing it. Tom chased the monkey around the cage, and the monkey made all kinds of funny faces at him. Finally, the zookeeper helped Tom get his hat back. It was really a hilarious encounter.
Tell me a funny christmas short story.
Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. His reindeer ate all the carrots for Rudolph's shiny nose. So, Santa had to use a flashlight instead. When he landed on a roof, the family's dog barked so loudly that Santa dropped his sack of toys. The toys rolled down the roof and into the chimney. The family woke up to a very strange noise and found their living room filled with toys and a flashlight - shining right on Santa who was stuck in the chimney!
Tell me a short funny joke story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me a short funny dating story.
There was a date where the guy took the girl to a mini - golf place. He was trying to show off his skills but ended up hitting the ball into a little pond five times. The girl found it hilarious and they ended up having a really fun time just goofing around.
Tell me a funny short bedtime story.
Once upon a time, there was a little mouse. He wanted to go to a party in the big house. But he was so small that he couldn't reach the doorknob. So he climbed on a cat's back without the cat noticing. The cat walked to the door and the mouse hopped off, opened the door and went to the party. The cat was left outside, very confused.