One funny Christmas horror story could be about a Christmas tree that comes to life at night. It starts chasing the family around the house with its tinsel swinging like weapons. The family runs screaming, trying to escape the wrath of the possessed tree.
There was this story where Santa Claus turned into a zombie on Christmas Eve. He was still delivering presents, but instead of leaving them neatly, he was dropping them all over the place while moaning and groaning. When kids woke up to see the mess and a half - eaten carrot for Rudolph, they thought it was the scariest yet funniest Christmas ever. It was later revealed to be a prank by an older sibling who dressed up as a zombie Santa.
Well, one element is the unexpected twist. For example, if you have a normal Christmas scene like a family gathering around the tree, and then suddenly the presents start attacking them. Another element could be the use of Christmas - related items in a spooky way. Like the Christmas stockings filling up with spiders instead of gifts. Also, having a character like Santa or an elf act in a very un - traditional and menacing way can make it funny and horror - like at the same time.
One funny religious Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so excited that he started ad - libbing lines. Instead of the traditional 'We seek shelter for the night,' he said, 'Hey, innkeeper, we need a room for my baby mama!' Everyone in the church burst out laughing, but it also added a touch of humor to the story of Jesus' birth. It shows that even in the solemn context of religious Christmas stories, there can be light - hearted and unexpected moments.
One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.
A family had a tradition of baking a huge Christmas cake. One year, the family dog got into the kitchen and ate half of the cake batter when no one was looking. When they finally realized what had happened, they still baked the cake. The result was a lopsided, half - eaten - looking cake. But they all laughed about it and ate it anyway, with the dog getting a small piece as a 'treat' for his antics.
One funny Christmas story idea could be about a family who accidentally decorates their Christmas tree with their pet dog's toys instead of the usual ornaments. The dog then spends the whole Christmas eve trying to retrieve its toys from the tree, causing chaos and laughter.
Here is a funny Christmas poem. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But then Santa arrived with a big, noisy clatter, dropping presents and nearly breaking the platter. He tripped on a toy left right in his path, and his 'ho ho ho' turned into an 'oh my gosh!'.
One funny police Christmas story could be about a police officer who dressed up as Santa Claus to visit the local children in the neighborhood. He was on his patrol bike which was decorated with tinsel and bells. When he stopped to talk to the kids, one of them asked if Rudolph was in the police stable. The officer had to quickly come up with a funny response that Rudolph was on a special mission to help other Santas around the world.
In a small town, the Christmas nativity scene comes to life in a very strange way. The baby Jesus figure starts to cry like a banshee, and the wise men turn into creepy old men with glowing eyes. The animals in the scene start to act aggressively. The townspeople are initially scared but then they try to find a way to put the nativity scene back to normal before it completely ruins Christmas. It's a unique and somewhat comical horror story plot that plays with the traditional Christmas imagery.