Tell me a short funny dating story.
There was a date where the guy took the girl to a mini - golf place. He was trying to show off his skills but ended up hitting the ball into a little pond five times. The girl found it hilarious and they ended up having a really fun time just goofing around.
Tell me a funny fart dating story.
Well, once on a date at a quiet coffee shop. I was really nervous and accidentally let out a little fart when I shifted in my seat. My date heard it and started laughing. We both ended up laughing so hard that the whole awkwardness just disappeared and we had a great time chatting after that.
Tell me a funny short short story.
Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'
Tell me a funny short story.
Once there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He tried to roost in the trees like the chickens did. But every time he flapped his wings to get up there, he would just fall down. One day, he saw a pond and couldn't resist diving in. As he swam around, he suddenly realized how much he loved the water and said, 'I'm not a silly chicken, I'm a wonderful duck!'
Tell me a short funny story
There were three turtles sitting on a log. One turtle decided to jump into the water. How many turtles were left on the log? Three. Because the turtle only decided to jump, it didn't actually jump yet. This confused a little boy who was watching them. He kept waiting for the turtle to jump, but it just sat there, as if it was teasing him. The boy finally gave up waiting and went to find something else to do.
Tell me a funny short story.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. He went to the zoo and saw a monkey. The monkey stole his hat and started wearing it. Tom chased the monkey around the cage, and the monkey made all kinds of funny faces at him. Finally, the zookeeper helped Tom get his hat back. It was really a hilarious encounter.
Tell me some funny dating horror stories.
Well, once I went on a date with a guy who took me to a really fancy restaurant. But as soon as we sat down, he started talking on his phone non - stop about work. He completely ignored me and it was so awkward. I just sat there, twiddling my thumbs, waiting for him to finish. Eventually, I got fed up and left.
Tell me some funny dating disaster stories.
I heard a story where a girl showed up for a date at a park. She was expecting a nice walk and talk. But the guy she was meeting brought his pet snake along without telling her. She was terrified of snakes and ran away immediately. It was a total disaster for the guy who thought his snake was really cool.
Tell me some funny dating fail stories.
Once, a guy took his date to a really fancy restaurant. He wanted to show off his knowledge of wine. So, when the waiter brought the wine list, he confidently ordered a very expensive bottle. But when the wine came, he took a big swig and made a face like he had just tasted vinegar. Turns out he was used to cheap boxed wine and couldn't handle the real deal. His date was so embarrassed that she left early.
Tell me a short funny crime story.
There was a pickpocket in a busy market. He targeted a man with a big wallet in his back pocket. He slyly reached for it but didn't notice that the man was standing near a table with a large stack of plates. As he yanked the wallet, he bumped into the table, and all the plates came crashing down. Everyone turned to look, and he was caught red - handed while trying to escape through the broken plates.
Tell me a funny christmas short story.
Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. His reindeer ate all the carrots for Rudolph's shiny nose. So, Santa had to use a flashlight instead. When he landed on a roof, the family's dog barked so loudly that Santa dropped his sack of toys. The toys rolled down the roof and into the chimney. The family woke up to a very strange noise and found their living room filled with toys and a flashlight - shining right on Santa who was stuck in the chimney!