Do you have any funny dog poop stories to share?
Well, there was this time when my neighbor's dog pooped on their own doorstep. But the dog seemed so proud of it, wagging its tail like it had just created a masterpiece. My neighbor was not amused at first but later found it quite funny when they thought about how silly the dog looked.
I remember my dog pooping in a really strange shape once. It looked like a little heart. I couldn't believe my eyes. I showed it to my friends and we all had a good laugh. It was one of those things that you don't expect to be funny but it really was.
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny true poop stories to share?
Sure! Once, my little nephew was potty training. He was so excited when he finally made a poop in the potty that he ran around the house yelling 'I did it! I did it!' with his little potty still attached. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny cat poop stories to share?
Sure! Once my cat had a poop that was so long and curly it looked like a little cinnamon roll. It was hilarious when I saw it in the litter box.
Funny public poop stories, do you have any to share?
Once, I was at a public park. There was this little kid who was so excited playing that he suddenly stopped, his face went all red. Before his mom could figure out what was going on, he pooped right there on the grass. It was hilarious because he just looked so surprised himself. His mom was a bit embarrassed but also couldn't help laughing at how unexpected it was.
Can you share a funny dog poop story?
Well, there was this dog in the park. He was running around having a great time. All of a sudden, he stopped and pooped in the middle of a group of people doing yoga. The yoga people were all in their poses and this dog just casually pooped right there. Everyone was shocked at first but then couldn't help but laugh at how unexpected it was.
Do you have any funny dog fart stories to share?
My own dog has a habit of farting when it curls up next to me on the couch. One time, it let out a silent but deadly fart. I didn't notice at first, but then the smell slowly filled the room. I started looking around for what could be causing it, and then I realized it was my furry friend. I couldn't help but laugh at how such a cute dog could produce such a stinky fart.
Can you share some funny poop stories?
Sure. Once, my little cousin was potty training. He was so proud when he finally made a poop in the toilet. He shouted, 'Look, it's like a little snake!' and we all burst out laughing.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Can you share some from the 15 funny poop stories?
Sure. One story could be about a dog that got so excited when it saw its owner come home that it accidentally pooped a little while wagging its tail. It was a really funny and unexpected moment.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'