Tell me some best jokes story.
Here's a short joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me the best dirty jokes story.
Sharing dirty jokes is inappropriate, so I can't provide relevant content. However, I can share a funny clean joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Tell me some funny jokes story.
Here is a funny joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! He really just walked into a grocery store. But it's a play on words that makes it funny.
Tell me some interesting jokes story.
Here's a story joke. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because I ding all the time!' This joke uses a humorous comparison and unexpected dialogue to create the comical effect.
Tell me some jokes funny story.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
What are the best jokes that tell a story?
A penguin goes to a mechanic and says, 'My car makes a strange noise.' The mechanic says, 'I'll have a look at it.' The penguin leaves and comes back the next day. The mechanic says, 'It looks like you've blown a seal.' The penguin says, 'Oh no, that's just ice cream I ate.' This joke has a simple story that ends with a pun. The penguin's misunderstanding of the mechanic's diagnosis is what makes it funny.
What are some of the best funny jokes that tell a story?
A snail was mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This joke is humorous as it gives the snail a human - like situation of being mugged and the snail's response is something that is unexpected yet makes perfect sense considering a snail's slow nature.
Tell me some funny jokes with a story for kids.
A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.
Tell me some English jokes stories.
Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience (patients).
Please tell me some classic jokes!
Here are some classic jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." 3 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" A man went to buy a lottery ticket and won five million yuan. He ran home excitedly and showed the lottery ticket to his wife. The wife took a look and said,"You liar, we've never heard of this number." The husband replied,"What did I lie about?" I just won five million!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.
Tell me some stories from 'big jokes story'.
Well, once upon a time in 'big jokes story', there was a little dog who thought he was a lion. He would roar at the other animals in the yard, but his tiny bark - like roar just made everyone laugh. It was a really funny sight.