Tell me some funny jokes with a story for kids.
There was a duck that went into a store. The clerk said, 'Can I help you?' The duck said, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked the same thing. This went on for a few days. Finally, the clerk got angry and said, 'No, and if you come back asking for grapes again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The next day, the duck came back and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. Then the duck said, 'Good, then can I have some grapes?' It's a really funny joke with a story that kids would enjoy.
A kitten went to the vet. The vet asked, 'What seems to be the problem?' The kitten said, 'I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The vet examined the kitten and said, 'I'm sorry, but you're a leopard.' This joke has a little story of the kitten going to the vet with a problem, and the unexpected answer at the end which is quite humorous for kids.
A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.
Tell me some funny jokes story.
Here is a funny joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! He really just walked into a grocery store. But it's a play on words that makes it funny.
Tell me some jokes funny story.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me some really funny Christmas jokes and short stories for kids.
Short story: There was a Christmas elf named Bob. He was in charge of painting all the toy cars red. But one day, he accidentally used green paint. When Santa saw the green cars, he laughed and said they could be special Christmas edition cars for naughty kids. Bob felt relieved and everyone had a good laugh about it.
Tell me some kids funny story.
Once there was a little boy who thought his nose was a faucet. He told his mom that it was leaking when he had a runny nose. His mom couldn't stop laughing.
What are some funny jokes short story for kids?
There is a joke. Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replies, 'Seven.' The teacher says, 'No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Little Johnny says, 'Seven.' The teacher, getting frustrated, asks, 'How on earth do you get seven?' Johnny says, 'Because I've already got a cat!' It's a simple and funny short story for kids.
Tell me a funny dirty jokes story.
I can't provide dirty jokes as they are inappropriate. However, I can tell you a funny clean story. Once there was a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he accidentally made his assistant disappear and the rabbit was left sitting on his head, looking very confused. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
Tell me some funny Frankenstein jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!
Tell me some Bisaya funny jokes stories.
Here is one. A Bisaya man went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator. When he got in, he said, 'This small room must be very angry all the time going up and down like this!'
Tell me some funny dirty jokes stories.
Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.
Tell me some Easter jokes and funny stories.
Here is an Easter joke. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? Because it might crack up!