Tell me some jokes funny story.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One more joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Tell me some funny jokes story.
Here is a funny joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! He really just walked into a grocery store. But it's a play on words that makes it funny.
Tell me some funny jokes with a story for kids.
A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.
Tell me a funny dirty jokes story.
I can't provide dirty jokes as they are inappropriate. However, I can tell you a funny clean story. Once there was a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he accidentally made his assistant disappear and the rabbit was left sitting on his head, looking very confused. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
Tell me some funny Frankenstein jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!
Tell me some Bisaya funny jokes stories.
Here is one. A Bisaya man went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator. When he got in, he said, 'This small room must be very angry all the time going up and down like this!'
Tell me some funny dirty jokes stories.
Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.
Tell me some Easter jokes and funny stories.
Here is an Easter joke. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? Because it might crack up!
Please tell me some super funny jokes.
1. A woman and her boyfriend are dating. Boyfriend: Your hairstyle is so unique! Girlfriend: Where? Boyfriend: Just like a lion! Girlfriend: Ah! No, you're my lion! One day, Cao Cao brought his son Cao Ang, his brother Cao Hong, and his favorite Sima Yi to a bar for a drink. Cao Cao said,"The lights here are very suitable for the four of us to illuminate our lives together." Sima Yi thought for a moment and said,"Why don't the four of us light up the bar together!" In an interview, the interviewer asked,"If you were considering whether to give up your mother tongue, what language would you choose?" One candidate replied,"I will choose English because if I give up English now, I may have to give up my mother tongue in the future." Interviewer: (silent for a moment) Then he said, You are still far from passing the interview. Don't think about this question for now. Xiaoming went on a trip and saw a fish in a hotel. It could actually talk! It said,"Hello, this is a hotel. I can't swim. Can you throw me out?" One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples met a rabbit on their way to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures. "Are you a rabbit?" Tang Sanzang asked the rabbit. The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a monk." "Then are you Tang Sanzang?" The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a rabbit." Tang Sanzang thought for a while and finally couldn't help but laugh."Aren't you talking nonsense? Of course you know you're a rabbit!"
Tell me, what are the funny jokes?
An example of a funny twist is as follows: 1 "Why do some people live as if they are dead?" "Because when they were alive, there was no one like you who was alive." " I used to think that I was someone who could control my snacks until I opened a bag of chips and became a potato chip glutton." " I used to think I was cool enough to do everything by myself. Until I met my girl and became a lonely fool." " I thought I could save the world until I met the girl who belonged to me and became a helpless savior." " I used to think that I was strong enough to fight against the whole world. Until I met the girl who belonged to me and became a fragile single dog." These jokes all contained some funny elements that made people laugh through unexpected twists.
Tell me some really good funny jokes, riddles from 'funny jokes riddles and stories'
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.