Please tell me some classic jokes!

2024-09-12 13:35

I want the latest!

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2024-09-12 16:25

Here are some classic jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." 3 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" A man went to buy a lottery ticket and won five million yuan. He ran home excitedly and showed the lottery ticket to his wife. The wife took a look and said,"You liar, we've never heard of this number." The husband replied,"What did I lie about?" I just won five million!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.

Please tell me a few classic cold jokes, thank you!

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2024-09-16 00:19

Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because they were too fat. Why do rabbits always make nests? Because they didn't want to sleep in the trees. Why can't monkeys go online? Because they were always searching for " how to be smart." Why do chickens always sing? Because they were playing "Chicken Run" on the dance machine.

Please tell me some super funny jokes.

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2024-09-21 07:29

1. A woman and her boyfriend are dating. Boyfriend: Your hairstyle is so unique! Girlfriend: Where? Boyfriend: Just like a lion! Girlfriend: Ah! No, you're my lion! One day, Cao Cao brought his son Cao Ang, his brother Cao Hong, and his favorite Sima Yi to a bar for a drink. Cao Cao said,"The lights here are very suitable for the four of us to illuminate our lives together." Sima Yi thought for a moment and said,"Why don't the four of us light up the bar together!" In an interview, the interviewer asked,"If you were considering whether to give up your mother tongue, what language would you choose?" One candidate replied,"I will choose English because if I give up English now, I may have to give up my mother tongue in the future." Interviewer: (silent for a moment) Then he said, You are still far from passing the interview. Don't think about this question for now. Xiaoming went on a trip and saw a fish in a hotel. It could actually talk! It said,"Hello, this is a hotel. I can't swim. Can you throw me out?" One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples met a rabbit on their way to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures. "Are you a rabbit?" Tang Sanzang asked the rabbit. The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a monk." "Then are you Tang Sanzang?" The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a rabbit." Tang Sanzang thought for a while and finally couldn't help but laugh."Aren't you talking nonsense? Of course you know you're a rabbit!"

Please tell me a few jokes!

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2024-09-21 12:10

Alright, I can tell you a few jokes! Why do starfish like to dance? Because they like to dance at the bottom of the sea and feel like the most beautiful dancers in the world. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab hamburgers and felt like the greatest constables in the world. Why do pigs like to sing? Because they liked to sing " Humph, Humph, Haxi " and felt like they were the most talented singers in the world. Why do rabbits like to run? Because they like to run " rabbits " and feel like the most agile athletes in the world.

Please tell me at least 5 jokes.

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2024-09-10 19:35

Jokes are a form of humor. Here are five jokes: Why do lions always fail to catch their prey? Because they were always too arrogant and thought that they were invincible. Why do bears always hit children? Because they thought that children were their toys. Why do dogs always chase their tails? Because they didn't know where their tail was. Why do fish always swim? Because they didn't know what was on land. Why do pigs always sing? Because they thought their voices were very nice.

Please tell me a few jokes that are 100% funny!

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2024-09-18 22:40

1. Why can Nobita only score 30 points in each exam? Because the teacher explained the questions once and I heard it! If I shouted "I love you" to the sky and jumped into the river, would you love me? If you know, help me call a DiDi! 3 Xiaoming went to watch a movie. Why was the movie called "Perturbed"? Because Little Ming kept calling him Gong. Why does a straw sing? Because it sucked in music. If I won five million, how would I spend it? I'll save it first and get a DiDi to transfer the rest of the money to me.

Please tell me 10 super funny jokes.

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2024-09-18 22:33

The first time I met my wife, she told me that she had a dream: to become a rich woman and support me. I told her,"My dream is to become a billionaire and support you." She looked at me in surprise and said,"How could you have such a dream?" "Because I already have a billionaire, I just need to find another billionaire and we can start." A bird flew to a new place and found that there were many animals here. So he asked a rabbit,"Why are you so happy?" The rabbit replied,"Because I just ate a fly on the grass and now I have no job!" 3 Someone went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A wolf went into a sheep pen and asked the sheep,"why are you alive?" The sheep replied,"We are raised by you." The wolf said,"No, I'm here to rob you." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to the bank to withdraw money and was waiting in line. He saw a man dancing in front of the counter. He asked the bank clerk curiously,"Why don't you throw him out?" The bank clerk replied,"We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM." A man was lost in the desert. He saw a camel and asked the camel for directions. "You're going the wrong way," said the camel."This is the route to the oasis." The man said,"That's great. I happen to have a thirsty kettle. Can you bring it over for me?" The camel replied,"Of course, but you have to promise me that if you go to the oasis, I will bring back all the water for you." A man was trapped on an isolated island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. 9 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't care what you think." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." "I don't care how you feel," the man replied. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.

Tell me some really funny diet jokes and stories please.

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2024-11-04 16:58

Joke: I'm on a 30 - day diet. So far I've lost 15 days. Story: A girl decided to go on a diet and she threw out all the junk food in her house. But then she realized she had thrown out her roommate's stash too and had to deal with an angry roommate.

Tell me some interesting jokes story.

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2024-11-10 15:14

Here's a story joke. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because I ding all the time!' This joke uses a humorous comparison and unexpected dialogue to create the comical effect.

Tell me some English jokes stories.

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2024-11-05 23:36

Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience (patients).

Tell me some jokes funny story.

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2024-11-02 18:49

Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.