The Superfriends Chat

4:56am

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: what the fuck schott

: we finally have a chat for everyone who knows kara is supergirl :)

: you might as well add the whole population of national city and beyond

: also why are you awake at 5 in the fucking morning

: i got bored sleeping

: how can you get bored sleeping? switch off the phone it's too bright for me

: wait... are you guys in the same bed??? [winky face emoji]

: what? no? where did you get that idea? you think we're sleeping together? haha that's funny

: winn... shut up

: the fuck is going on here

: i can't sleep with this annoying ass vibrating phone

: put it on silent then [eyeroll emoji]

: i wiLL END YOU WINSLOW SCHOTT

: DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT TONE WITH ME

: ...

: glad we've established that

: alex can you make me coffee pls

: you're literally right next to the coffee machine maggie

: are you guys texting in the same room?

: yes

: yes

: why

: because we can

: ^^^

: good morning gays!

: guys*

: works either way little danvers

: i suppose

: why is your name 'happypotsticker'

: because potstickers make me happy?

: i think this is better

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: there

: winn!

: ...actually i kind of like it???

3:24pm

: so how did your lunch date go with the one and only lena 'lesbian' luthor?

: it wasn't a date but it was nice as it was the other 83 times

: you counted the number of times you had lunch dates with her?

: coz that's gay

: they weren't dates alex! and i have a good memory...

: you like her don't you

: ...

: ...maybe... just a tiny bit???

: damn it! i owe maggie a 20

: you bet on whether I had a crush on lena or not???

: alex!!!

: well not exactly... it was more of who admit that they liked kara/lena first

: that's still not any better alex

: mom will hear about this

: oh no kara please don't

3:28pm

: mom

: alex is meddling in my love life again

: oh alex dear what have you done now?

: i may or may not have bet on whether kara will tell me she likes lena or vice versa...

: ooh! who told you first?

: mom!!!

: well i asked lena first but she denied it and then i asked kara and she said she has a big gay crush on her

: alex!!!

: lena's a lovely girl you two would be a nice couple

: yeah but i don't know if she likes me back...

: oh she definitely does

: i live for this gay drama