04 | Compulsory Heterosexuality

8:35pm

: umm guys

: what have you done now?

: well umm you know how i went to earth-657 with barry for something right?

: yeah...

: i may or may not have accidentally

: maybe

: let some teenagers come through with me

, , and has entered the chat

: KARA!

: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

: so many NDAs...

: so you just teleported a bunch of teenagers to another dimension okay then i see the logic there wHAT WERE YOU THINKING

: they bought me food

: okay reasonable

: who are you kids anyway?

: i'm cheryl blossom, queen of riverdale high and captain of the river vixens

: i'm veronica lodge and i'm bi also i have daddy issues

: same!

: well, the bi part

: not the daddy issues

: i'm betty cooper, nancy drew is my spirit animal and i'm dating veronica

: i'm toni topaz and i'm part of a gang cause i'm technically an orphan

: kara what have you done now???

: oh she's only transported four teenagers from another earth here

: no big

: did you know they have a tv show called supergirl over there?

: a tv show?

: am i in it?

: yeah but it's shit

: ^

: ^^

: ^^^

: why?

: everyone's straight

: oh rao

: well everyone apart from alex and maggie anyway

: that's such lazy rep wtf

: do you have the dvd copy or something?

: yeah do you want it?

: let's see how bad it is

: movie night at my place

8:54pm

: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN INVITED TO A MOVIE NIGHT WITH SUPERGIRL

: OMG

: toni you're so cute [3

: also yeah that's pretty cool

: SHE'S BISEXUAL

: i'm glad they're real and not straight and conform to compulsory heterosexuality like what even is the cw on our earth these days it's messed up

: ikr it still hasn't sunk in that we've travelled through a fucking portal to another dimension but movie night!!!

: let's get ready

: i love you [3

: i love you too [3

5:37am

: that was horrific

: also i took the kids home

: i agree to the first statement

: I also agree.

: Why am I straight in that?

: Also why did I have to get with James?

: No offense, James.

: none taken

: i actually have my eyes on someone at the moment

: mon-el returns?

: i'm not one for violence i hope i yeeted him hard enough into space for him not to return to this earth

: wait back up

: who do you like james?

: i'm not going to tell you

: aw come on

: please? just a minor detail

: well, they're kind of a nerd but i love them for that and they're really funny

: who is it?

: my lips are sealed

: schott's gone quiet

: i fell asleep

: sure

5:45am

: hey how much do you wanna bet jamesy has a thing for winslow?

: 20 bucks says james tells us first

: 20 bucks says winn tells us first

: you're on

: i'm gonna winn

: ha see what i did there?

: i'm in love with a dork

: oh please

: you love me

: yeah i do