57 | Way Too Much Ice Cream

9:14am

: hi hello yes, the postman just delivered two crates of spaghetti-Os to my apartment

: never mind make that five

: i may have accidentally put down the wrong address woops

: we live on opposite sides of the city

: and why on earth would you need five crates of spaghetti-Os?!

: thirteen

: what

: we ordered thirteen crates

: oh fuck me

: not until we're married

: That's what you're marrying, Wynonna. Be warned, she will whip out inappropriate jokes everywhere, even at funerals.

: i'm totally down with that

: that's what she said

: that wasn't even that good

: which is what maggie said after sex with you

: exCUSE ME I AM A VERY PROFICIENT LOVER

: why do we always have to talk aBOUT SEX

: can we please go back to subject of why roulette and wynonna have ordered thirteen crates of spaghetti-Os

: that's for me to know and you to find out ;)

: brb someone's knocking on the door

: oh wow

: so let me get this straight

: on my dAY OFF

: NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIRTEEN FUCKING CRATES OF SPAGHETTI-OS

: BUT ALSO FOUR HUNDRED PINTS OF WALMART ICE CREAM

: wait for it...

: AND ONE HUNDRED PINTS OF VEGAN ICE CREAM

: because i'm considerate about people's dietary requirements

: THAT'S SERIOUSLY YOUR CONCERN RIGHT NOW??!!

: thanks roulette

: WHERE AM I MEANT TO PUT IT

: that's what said ;)

: OH MY GOD SHUT UP

: i'm sure baby danvers can use her freeze breath or something until the wedding

: hell, i'll even buy ice cream for a month as payment

: deal!!!!

: why the fuck do you need this much food for your wedding

: the question is, why not?

9:56am

: miss luthor, there's a delivery for you

: please open the door otherwise i'll start to think someone else is in there too and i'm sure we would both rather i didn't see them

: okay i've knocked five times and technically i'm supposed to make sure you're not dead

: peter come with me

: but i don't wanna

: okay you first

: oH

: so that's why she didn't hear me knocking...

: what is it??? what do you see???

: WHAT DO YOU SEE?!!!

: she's really going at it

: she's going give herself whiplash at the pace she's going

: ...

: what is sHE DOING???

: [missluthorheadbangingtoheavymetal.mp4]

: woah

: didn't peg miss luthor to be a metalhead

: uh i think she's seen us

: bye peter

: no jess don't you dare close that door!

: dammit

: hi lena

: Jess, call a staff meeting please.

: of course miss luthor

: guys, the boss wants a staff meeting in boardroom 4

: ok

: let me finish my hot dog and i'll be there

: yep

: okay

: sure

9:34am

: they're now ready for you miss luthor

: Where have you been? It's been half an hour.

: sorry boss, kathy dropped her hotdog and slipped on it

: we had to take her to the ER

: All of you?

: for moral support, miss

: Well, is Kathy alright then?

: just fractured my little toe

: but all's good

: sooooooo

: what's this staff meeting for?

: What you saw earlier in my office? You will never breathe a single word of it to anyone or there will be consequences.

: Understood?

: yep yep no one will ever know you like death metal

: absolutely miss luthor

: yeah yeah

: of course miss luthor

: noted, no video making on it then

: Good. Meeting dismissed, thank you.

: damn i had all of my notes planned for that one...