chapter 3: quirk test

(look at me giving chapters names :NOWAY:)

the doctor led me to the "emission type quirk" analyzer and said

"we'll use this to test your quirk, place your hand on it, and try to send some of your energy into it" he looked at me and pointed towards an orb connected by wires with screens and gauges.

(not good at writing descriptions help :'( )

looking at the sphere I was actually quite uncomfortable, I mean I wouldn't want too much information about my quirk being leaked..... but some things must be done.

placing my hand over the sphere I sent [beelzbub] into the sphere, I felt some of the energy getting absorbed but I also noticed that the sphere was also getting "devoured" by [beelzbub]

"h-hey you should stop, or this is going to get destroyed as well..." I heard the doctor speak with an uneasy tone, different from his relaxed demeanor. but I still listened

"Ahem... ahem so the results say that your quirk.... simply devours things which is quite scary I have to admit" Seeing the doctor talk with a worried tone gave me a small sense of pride

"Hehe Of course my quirk will be strong!...

but um will I be paying for the destroyed stuff?" I was quite worried since these machines look very expensive

"No no no don't worry, the machines get destroyed all the time its included in the insurance" the doctor gave a smile

"But anyway what do you want to name your quirk?" asks the doctor, he looked quite interested in what I'll name it as my ability is very strong (narcissism)

"Ha of course I'll name it [devour]!" of course I shouldn't name it [beelzbub] as it would be strange.

"well, it's quite the direct name but let's return to your parents and talk about the results" Again the doctor started walking back into the office, me following closely behind.

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"fufu of course our child will have such a strong quirk" I heard my mother say with a wide smirk on her face while looking at the result

"to think such a strong ability will come out of you, my genes have not forsaken me" my father started talking nonsense again

"shut your mouth dear, it's obvious they were my genes that gave him this quirk, I am a pro hero after all" my mother spoke with pride as if her son is already on all might's level.

"retired pro-hero" I retorted to my mother, which earned me a cold glare... literally 

I looked at the results paper on our way home although my mom insisted "You can't read anyway, why should I give you it humph"

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name: Rimuru tempest

gender: Male [might be female]

Bloodtype: o-

quirk name: "devour"

quirk description: "can emit a black mist which seems to destroy/"devour" whatever it touches. requires further testing"

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huh..? What do you mean [might be female] mother-f*ck*r

the whole car ride home I was seething with anger.

am I a femboy...? I can't sully my reputation by being a femboy :crying:

looking at my reflection in the window, dammit I do look like a girl.... lets's hope I grow out of it.

arriving home rested with a well-earned nap when I woke up in the evening, I hurried to my mom and said with a shining smile

"Mom! Help me train my quirk so I'll become the best hero in the world!" my acting has never been better.

"sure thing Rimuu, let's go to the backyard but remember we have to be careful so no accident happens" What my mom said is correct! I can't die miserably because I acted like an idiot, although using quirks in public is illegal, my mother being a retired hero has a license to use quirks, hehe perks of having a badass mom :smirk:

and thus I spent a year and a half training my quirk and attending kindergarten.

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woohooo I am now 6 years old and it's time to attend elementary school!

time to show my absolute genius (a ~20-year-old attending elementary school)

looking in the mirror I looked absolutely dapper, my long straight, and silky light blue hair, crimson eyes that seemed to glow like rubies, and an elementary school uniform made me look like the most beautiful AHEM AHEM-.... femboy

alright first day of school, here I come!

"Mom I am ready to go!" I said with all the enthusiasm I could afford

my mother looked at me and smiled in an insidious manner, I could feel chills running down my spine

"what a beautiful young lady, maybe you should wear a skirt to show off your beauty" Like a punch straight through the heart, I felt like the embrace of death was coming to take me back

"I-I'm n-ot a girl" I tried to talk through gritted teeth but to no avail, my sore spot had been struck

"No matter let's go, your father will drive you there. at least now he will have a use" My mom again insults my father.... I honestly feel like we've forgotten about him for about.... 300 words now

"Alright, Mom I'll be going then! ba-bye!"

"goodbye my lady" she again spoke, this time raising the hem of her dress like a noblewoman.... dammit she always acts so cheeky 

leaving the front door and arriving at our car, I quickly entered and sat down.

"so... are you ready for your first day at school?" my father asks awkwardly, 

"of course I am, after all, I am a genius hehe" 

"uh sure..." he soon starts the car and begins to drive towards my new school.

upon arriving at my school, I looked at the building with awe in my eyes wow how surprising it's a school! 

"bye Adam," I said to my father, this made him freeze in place

 I can see tears form in his eyes as he mutters "he doesn't even call me dad"

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as walked around in the hallways trying to find the hallways I noticed many boys looking at me, oh they must be jealous. it must be hard when I'm so handso--

"look, she's wearing the boy's uniform..... she must be a tomboy"

I had to endure such grueling mental torture until I reached my class where I found an appropriate seat and sat down waiting until the teacher arrived.

after some time I saw that almost all the seats were taken by the students soon after I heard the soft clacking of heels on tiles, a teacher entered the classroom thus causing all the other students to momentarily shut up.

the teacher was a true beauty, even on the level of my mom with dark brown hair and abyss-like eyes, she wore tight suit showing her curves

*neuron activation*

"Greetings everyone, my name is Hoshi Suzuki, and I will be your homeroom teacher," said the teacher she had a charming voice that made all the boys in the class blush and some of their little brothers to awaken.

she then started to talk again

"First things first, we will have an introduction, everybody will stand up and say their name" Her voice showed seriousness. ah~ how charming if only she wasn't a one-off character

soon the introduction started, everybody one by one stood-up and introduced themselves with some of the included hobbies or fun facts, but that was boring... soon came my turn

I stood up and cleared my throat 

"My name is Rimuru Tempest. and in the future I'll become the 1# hero" I said in a tone of pride

everybody looked at me with a hint of confusion, but then Suzuki spoke

"That's good spirit young girl, it's good to see young people working to become heroes, maybe you'll be the first female hero to be in the top 3 in the future" This sentence shook me to my core..... why.... is there a god messing with me? it hurts

"Uhh- I'm- I'm a boy" my words were delivered with pain in my eyes, Suzuki soon realized her mistake

"ah- I'm sorry fo-" but I quickly interrupted her

"it's fine it happens all the time" and I hate it. although I didn't finish my sentence my gaze showed my thoughts 

im already at rock bottom, it cant get worse from here.... right?