Persian Judge

I regained my consciousness with difficulty; the light blinded me, I could not see anything, but my eyes adapted to the light after a brief moment.

With a deep breath, I stood up and tried to figure out what had happened to me. There was this mouse that shat in my food! Yes! Before fainting, I swore that the mouse smirked.

"Finally, you wake up, Miao."

I was pulled out of my thoughts by a strange voice, someone had broken into my apartment! As I turned my head in the voice's direction, I noticed that I was no longer in my apartment; this room was completely unfamiliar to me.

The most shocking thing was the person who spoke.

From the legs to the head, a human form was visible in my vision. Everything was human except his face... that's a cat face ! And he was wearing a black suit !

"What the..." I have never seen anything like this in my life, is something like this even supposed to exist!

I was either hallucinating or dreaming, yes! No other explanation could explain the thing in front of me.

"To make it simple, it' s neither a hallucination, nor a dream, you're just ... dead, Miao."

How did...

"I was reading your mind, Miao."

What the fuck is going on here …

*Sigh* "Humans, so pathetic, Miao."

I was definitely going crazy.

The cat snapped its fingers - or should I say paws? - an unknown force pulled me towards his office and seated me on a chair. He took a seat and began to flip through the papers, and the room fell silent.

I wanted to say something, but I couldn't; I tried to get up from the chair, but an invisible force blocked my movement. I looked around the room again, everything here screamed elegance; the chairs, sofa, ceiling, decor, and office all gave a charm of the 80s.

Then, my gaze went to the face of the thing in front of me.

Roundhead, with big yellow eyes and developed cheeks; the forehead of wide and rounded shape. Nose a little tucked inside the face, small round ears spread out from each other, and have abundant hair.

He looked like a Persian cat... ears twitching from time to time as he inspected the documents.

"Mr. Levan."

His ears stopped twitching, and he spoke in an elegant voice...

"It says here that you hate animals, you even tried... and I repeat, tried to kill a mouse, Miao."

…

The mouse shat in my cereals, deserved to die... wait... he said tried...

"Unfortunate for you, the mouse wasn't ordinary, Miao."

His gaze focused on mine, and he continued to speak.

"It was a dangerous criminal, wanted for 8560 crimes, all of poisoning, Miao "

...

I couldn't speak, but he kept reading my mind.

"You won't understand things that are beyond you, Miao."

The whole thing that was going on here is beyond me...

"You've stopped helping the pandas, under the excuse that you pay... whores to them, Miao. "

I like comfort; I could do a lot more with that money. Nobody would sell their car so that the pandas could survive... actually everyone would say... ciao pandas!

Why did I think of that?!

"I see. You humans like comfort, Miao."

"Very well, I believe that I know what I shall do with your case, Miao."

Hang on, am I being judged?

"Caoi human, Miao."

He snapped again with his paws, the chair disappeared, the ground below me opened …

"Woahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

I was falling into an infinite void.