Reincarnation

(3rd person POV)

Alexander Borisovich Corintov was a simple college student, who majored in mathematics and wanted to become a professor. In addition to mathematics, he liked to learn history, play chess, and lie around lazily while playing a game.

Alexander did not like reading, except for some books. He spent most of his time playing games and watching movies and tv shows.

Alexander's father was an astrophysicist and his brother was a professor of combinatorics, while his mother was a programmer. They had a middle class house in the suburbs of a city and had enough income for vacations to other countries and to support Alexander's grandparents.

However, nothing much had happened recently. Alexander broke his leg some months ago, but it was already healed by now. It was summer, and he was having a break.

(Back to you, mc:)

I was heading downstairs to have dinner. I was in a good mood today, since I was able to finally beat the third mission in Syrian Warfare. I arrived and sat down. We all started eating.

Alex- "So, Таня, how was work?"

Таня(Mother)- "Well, they have sold us off like slaves."

Alex- "Huh? What do you mean?"

Таня- "Our company has sold me and 6000 other people to different company. The whole department was sold."

Alex- "Oh god, that is horrible."

Таня- "Yeah, I don't really want to talk about it."

Alex- "Well, I won't ask then. What about you, Boris?"

Boris(Father)- "Nothing much, just the usual."

Seeing that this conversation was going nowhere, I decided to continue eating in silence. When I finished, I went upstairs and decided to play some Empire At War.

It was hot, so I tried to turn on the fan. However, I couldn't turn it on. I reached up to the fan to see what happened but I accidentally pulled too hard on the fan and because the fan was already wonky, it fell on me. It had glass on it and it broke, so I was penetrated by it.

I shouted and my parents came up to see what happened but because the shards of glass hit vital spots and my head, I died before I could be taken to the hospital.

I appeared in whiteness. I could not see anything.

'Where am I'

'Who am I'

'What am I'

'Am I dead?'

'Was I wrong? Was there actually an afterlife?'

Then a voice came out of nowhere.

???- "Hello there"

Alex- "General Kenobi"

Alex- "Wait a second, who are you!?"

???- "I am your ROB"

Alex- "My ROB? What is a ROB?"

ROB- "I don't know and neither does the author."

Alex- "The Author? Who is the au..."

ROB- "Never mind, call me Robert."

Alex- "Then Robert, can you get me back to my family? I love them and would like to see them again"

ROB- "No, you cannot."

Alex- "Why!?"

ROB- "Because, as Bill Wurtz says, they "died in a tornado"."

Alex- "What?"

ROB- "Yeah, simple, they're dead!"

Alex- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

ROB- "Stop it, get some help. You aren't a skywalker, you don't get to shout no..."

Alex- "SHUT UP!"

ROB- "Ok, I will leave you be until you calm down. Have a nice one!"

Alex- "You piece of shit!"

(27 hours, 34 minutes, and 56 seconds later.)

ROB- "Sooooooooooooooo… are you calm now?"

Alex- "Yes"

ROB- "Welp, time for REINCARNATION!!!!!!"

Alex- "AHH, stop shouting! Wait, reincarnation? That's real?"

ROB- "Yep, now choose your world."

Alex- "Any world?"

ROB- "Yep, as long as I allow it."

Alex- "Lord of the Rings!"

ROB- "Nope"

Alex- "But that is my favorite!"

ROB- "Nope"

Alex- "Please..."

ROB- "Nope"

Alex- "Ok then, the Hobbit!"

ROB- "Nope, that's the same thing"

Alex- "Game of Thrones!"

ROB- "Nope"

Alex- "Then which ones can I go to then?"

ROB- "Good question. You can go to the: Star Wars Universe, Thomas the Train Universe, Globgogabgolab Universe, or the DC universe."

Alex- "Oh god. Well not the DC one. I don't like it."

ROB- "Good, because the author knows nothing about it and neither do you, so your stay would be uninteresting."

Alex- "The author?"

ROB- "Choose!"

Alex- "Why are all the other options unavailable?"

ROB- "BECAUSE THE AUTHOR IS WRITING A STAR WARS FANFIC, NOT A LOTR OR A GOT FANFIC. GOT IT? AND HE KNEW YOU WOULDN'T PICK THE OTHER ONES AVAILABLE!"

Alex- "What?"

ROB- "JUST PICK STAR WARS"

Annoying mc- "Well, what if I don't want to?"

ROB- "Good job, you picked Star Wars!"

Alex- "Hey, wait!"

ROB- "What time period do you want?"

Alex- "I wa…"

ROB- "Oh, also, just remember, this universe is based on your memories and thoughts of Star Wars, so since you never played Swotor and quit Kotor because the combat was so boring, you will not be able to go to that time because nothing will happen and because the author doesn't know that much about Star Wars. It's like playing a game of HOI4 after 1956, there are no national focuses left and every nation has at least one nuclear bomb."

Alex- "The author? Never mind, I give up… So I can only go from the first movie to the last movie?"

ROB- "Oh, and we're not monsters, the 7th, 8th, and 9th movies aren't canon. If you somehow make them happen, I will personally come down there and kill all the participants. Got it?"

Alex- "Umm, yes. I guess the first movie..."

ROB- "Ok, good, and before we send you off, you get one wish. However, it is for earth, not for your new life in Star Wars."

Alex- "Umm, what can I wish for?"

ROB- "You can't wish for extreme things, but you can influence presidential elections or help someone you like."

Alex- "Presidential elections? Like making Sanders president in 2024?"

ROB- "Yep, ok, you have chosen, now you are good to go!"

Alex- "Wait, that was just a question, I haven't deci…"

ROB- "Also, I gave you the power to use the force! Bye!!!"

Alex- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

On a faraway planet named Alderaan, an infant is born.

'I am Alex'