Star Wars: A Star Wars Story. About Star Wars.

When a normal college student dies stupidly and the author forcibly reincarnates him into Star Wars. What will happen when Alexander Borisovich Corintov reincarnates? Will he become a cliche jedi, will he become a cliche sith, or will he become a cliche force neutral warrior? Or could he become the legendary not cliche? Find out next time on DRAGONBALL Z! STAR WARS IS NOT MINE. IT IS OWNED BY DISNEY, STUPID. I haven't decided on the title yet, so hold your horses and your forces.