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#ACTION #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #MAGIC #HAREM #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #DEVIL #MYTH
I'm The Devil
WSA 2024 entry novel Synopsis Getting Reincarnated as the Biblical Devil isn't something our protagonist ever thought was possible. He was a firm believer and knew how powerful God and the Angels were, they are existence that are not to be thrived with especially God. But here he was as the Archangel Samael, the left hand of God or the poison of God casted from Heaven to hell for rebelling against his Father, God. "what is the meaning of this, is this God's doing" our protagonist wondered as he knew very well that there is no way that the Almighty would not know something about this. So he decided to wait a little while to see what would happen to him but something else happened, what he had expected did not happened, so he has to take in the fact that he is now the new Devil, the Lord of Hell, Lucifer Bloody Morningstar. check out my other works. The Omnipotent System My Infinite System
Adams2004 · Fantasy
4.5
#TRANSMIGRATION #FACESLAPPING
Heretic Doctor Useless Consort
“Even if Yama wants a person dead, Almighty Ye can bring them back to life!” The one in a century miracle doctor, Ye Qianli, fights the King of Hell, King Yama, and the Grim Reaper with a silver needle in one hand. She wins every battle and never fails. In a transmigration, she becomes the princess of a dynasty. It was a pity that she's not doted on by her father and mother. She is even framed by her cousin who wants to destroy her goddess body, snatch her man, and steal her money. Scram! With the godly doctor possessing her body, she becomes ferocious. Cultivating a divine cultivation technique and refining divine pills, she tramples on bitches and slaps their faces, I'll let you know what it means to be the favored daughter of heaven! She can produce worldly treasures herself and picks up treasure everywhere she goes. It just makes one envious and jealous. In a unfortunate sequence of events, due to an intense poison, she "offends" a cold and handsome man in a moment of desperation. Legend had it the revered one in the dynasty, the Prince Charming of the educational institution. If he catches her, he would want to torture and kill her. What should she do? "" "
Lian Jue · Fantasy
4.5
The Black Beast’s Useless Concubine
Banruo Village was all Bai Ye knew in her 15 years of existence in this world of magical beasts, fickle spirits, and mystical practice. Growing up with only her grandfather as her support, her life was turned upside down when the old man was found murdered. Following the tragedy, the man whom she loved since childhood betrayed her in the vilest way possible. Bai Ye was left with no choice but to kill herself. Alas, even after being driven to the brink of despair, death eluded the young girl. With her family blood awakened, she was prompted by a mysterious man to join the Erudition Trails in Imperial City in order to escape the tightening claws of her ex-fiancé.
A Thousand Letters · Fantasy
4.6
#WEAKTOSTRONG #FACESLAPPING #COUNTERATTACK #MARYSUE #FANTASY
Mythical Beasts: The Useless Lady Is a Genius!
# PRETENDTOBEAFOOL In the empire, both men and women would awaken Beast Essence once they reach the age of eighteen. Beast Essence was hidden in human bones, and the bone is called Beast Bone. The more important the position of the Beast Bone was in a human body, the better the Beast Essence, and stronger Beasts would hatch from the beast eggs in the future! Kong Rui was going to be eighteen soon. She wanted to awaken, and then escape from this colosseum. She wanted to escape this deceitful place where she was only entertainment for others, and had to fear her fate in order to survive. However, she was caught. She was tied up and her sister dug out her entire backbone, because Kong Rui had awakened a Phoenix that had not been seen in a thousand years! She was stripped of all hope and thrown into a ravine filled with demonic energy like a dead dog. Everyone thought she wouldn’t survive, but they didn’t expect her to have two elements in her body. She found a master under the cliff and even became a pampered princess of the demons there. The demons: “We’ll cut off the head of whoever touches Little Rui!”Walking out of the abyss, she used her power to defeat the heroes, and no one dared to say the word “genius” in front of her! The Beasts that no one could conquer were as good as babies in her hands! Countless peerless bosses came out just to accept her as their disciple! The bigshot that everyone feared even hugged her waist and whispered, “Do you want the entire empire? Why don’t I give it to you?”
Mountain Springs · General
4.4
F*ck Yeah! I’m The Villain
Walking across the street 23 year old Bai An saw an injured kitten limping across the road as a huge vehicle sped towards it. Her animal lover instincts kicked in and she pushed the kitty away just in time it's body landing on an old torn up mattress. However Bai An herself was not as lucky with no one wanting to risk their lives to save hers she quickly fell victim to Truck Sama. "At least I did a good deed" was her final thought before her mind gave into the darkness. Waking up she sees her self floating in the air, everything around her is pitch black as her mind races wild with idiotic thougts. "What the-..." all of a sudden a ball of light appears out of nowhere. "WELCOME MY DEAR CHILD TO THE DIMENSION OF SPIRITS" A fat man bellowed his bald head shining brightly with vigor as if saying " look at me, look at me see how smooth I am I know u wanna touch it." Bai An laughs at her ridiculous thoughts before bringing her attention back to the piece of blubber in front of her. The fat man whose name she learned is Jun Qiang told her that he's from the committee of gods who decided that her death was too early so they decided that she would be Reincarnated into one of their worlds. Which one she doesn't know but she's a little excited because from the novels she's read before the protagonist always gets sent to a world that's a game they already played in their past life and they have a ton of cheats so she's hyped up. Jun Qiang then wishes her good luck as she feels her spirit being sucked into a vortex. "Awwwww YEAHHHHHH" she screams but it comes out as a baby's wail instead as her arms flail around her eyesight blurry.
queenk091 · Fantasy
4.4
#R18 #WEAKTOSTRONG #DARK #CULTIVATION #VILLAIN #YURI #ENEMIESTOLOVERS #TWISTED
Rise of the Useless Wife
Li Yichen is the middle child of the Li Family, who's mother, Li Mei, is the Matriarch of the Moonlit Orchard, the strongest Sect on the continent. Li Yichen was to be wed to Gao Chen, the rising prodigy of the Moonlit Orchard, to bring in such a talented youth into the Li Family, strengthening their claim as the number one Family. However, Gao Chen cares naught for her soon to be wife Li Yichen, for one simple reason... Li Yichen has no talent. The disciples of the Moonlit Orchard whisper about this Useless wife of the rising star Gao Chen, comparing her to her sisters, who outclass her in every way. How will Li Yichen deal with this? --- So, this novel will be dark, and I don't mean 'kinda gray, kinda black' dark, I mean 'dark' dark. Besides that, this will be my first time trying cultivation, but it isn't the real focus of the novel; Li Yichen simply cannot cultivate that well. There will be no real 'happy ending' here; Li Yichen is a broken woman, and she eventually finds a way to salvage what she has and take what she wants. Both her and Gao Chen will be twisted characters, so there is no feel good story to be had. I wanted to write this for awhile now, and the first chapter has more about the specifics of the novel. Additional Tags: Futa, Rape, Pregnancy.
Ketsueki_Hasu · Fantasy
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I'm A Baller
When a person is poor, everything the person does is wrong, even breathing. DING, congratulations host! You will get a fixed amount of money every time you breathe. DING, you just ate a really delicious lobster and hence, here is a card that allows you to eat spicy food. DING, you had quality sleep today and hence, you have 20% more energy buff that lasts throughout today. In a tycoon system, everything in life brings surprises. Coach, I want to learn racing!
Short'nin' Bread · Urban
4.5
#ACTION #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #GENIUS #ANTIHERO #DEVIL #EVOLUTION #FASTPACED #SHAPESHIFTER
I'm a Snake?
"The hell? Where am I?" [I am your land survival system, you are the new owner of this snakezoid body] [Obey me, and I shall teach you the secrets of survival with the aid of body upgrades] "What the... are you on shrooms?" ... The world that William reincarnated to, was weird. It wasn't necessarily littered with 'merlins' who could taunt actual dragons with their powers, but those who did have powers, could not be underestimated either. Once he reincarnated in this world full of snakes and lizards, William had expected to deal with a couple of fireballs at best, but no, it was dangerous to walk around without getting his head blown up. There were plenty of magicians who wielded intelligence-based powers, for example, which to some extent made them invincible too! Those weren't even the most powerful magicians, no! People were so attuned to the environment around them, along with their own bodies, that plenty of powers originated from such sources! Follow William's journey as he skims through the system's sarcasm, to grasp his rightful rise to power. Follow his journey on shifting a whole country's politics to his will, to achieve some ulterior motives, regarding his ascension to another realm! Notes; - I have no clue to whom the original cover belongs to, feel free to contact me for this matter. - Regarding the update rate ~ often times this novel will seem like it's barely updating, or not at all, but note that it's not dropped, I will finish it. You can start reading it now, or add it for later and wait for it to complete, but either way, feel comfortable that your time and money won't be lost with this novel. If not more, it promises a plot and world worth waiting for. - The novel will be 4-5 volumes long, or approximately 360-480 chapters ~ 600k words max. It seems short in comparison to some other novels in the app, but it's only because the MC is destined to become overpowered at the later portions of the novel. Other tags; Shapeshifers, shapeshifter MC, shapeshifter love interest, snake-people, lizard people, demons, demon MC, harem, light smut, realm, realm splitting, time dilation - light physics included, city building, ruling from the shadows, power lust, sects, religious sects, magic, IQ, intelligence upgrades (with brain lobes described), intelligence based powers, body tampering, expansive ancient history/mystery, pyramids, pyramid building, multi dimensional characters (ex. eight dimensional).
Enkamos · Fantasy
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#REINCARNATION #COMEDY #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #REVENGE #BABY
My Career is Useless in this World!!
On her last breath, she thought, "it wouldn't matter if I died." But when her eyes opened again, a baby clinged onto her out of nowhere. They said it was her twin sister!?-Cross that- She became a baby? -Cross that- A whole bunch of clingy family members popped out of nowhere! After her brain started functioning as- per-normal she realised…. ‘My career is useless in this world.’ ‘What nation’s most beloved actress?’ USELESS USELESS USELESSSS! She’ll be killed if she doesn’t fight! But as the years went by… ‘CAPTAIN! Your younger sister got caught in a minefield!’ ‘WHATTTTTTTT!!!!!!’ ‘COLONEL! Your brother’s hair is caught on fire!!’ ‘WATER! WATER! GET WATER!’ But why… Can they not leave her alone!?! _________ Disclaimer: This novel starts with the MC as a baby. A fluffy start you may say. Age progresses every book! ________ A heart warming yet bloody story about an alexithymia actress (A person incapable of feeling emotions) reincarnating into another world to restart her life all over again. Unbeknownst to her, there was something else seriously wrong with her body plus this world wasn't peaceful like her former world! What can, she, an actress, do but grit her teeth to become stronger! She can't just die again!
Fullbios · History
4.7
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #CULTIVATION #TRAGEDY
The Legendary F Rank
Haru was the best mage in the Japanese army. Building up a amazing reputation before deciding to give up his life in the military and settle down. His plans were cut short as he found himself in the body of a baby. He taught himself magic again from scratch before finding himself in a dire situation whilst on his first school trip causing him to give up on magic and take on the art of Chinese cultivation. His master was a soul fragment of an ancient cultivator who placed his soul inside of a golden ring in the shape of a dragons body. What kind of mysteries did this ring hold? And who was this cultivator who saved Haru from the brink of death?
Zero_Things · Fantasy
4.6
#ROMANCE #SLICEOFLIFE
Hi I'm married, but I'm sleeping with my boss
Meilin Yee Luan, a woman in her early twenties. She's sure she made the worst decision of her life. She married an irresponsible man and has to deal with the burden of living with him. Bao Luan, her husband. He's an arrogant drunk. He doesn't care about the fact that his wife Is working multiple 9-5 jobs just to make sure they live a comfortable life. She gets little time to herself and has to deal with his poor sexual desires and his rudeness. He drinks all day, he yells, he sits around doing nothing and he hits her without thinking twice. She wished she never met him in highschool, she wished she had listened to her friends back then when she was still a naïve teen. She wished she didn't accept that ring. She wished she ignored his good looks and went further to know who he really was. Her present condition almost leads her to the brink of suicide, but the little image of her mother each time she tries to take her life pops up in her head and she puts the knife away. Her situation didn't change. Day by day it worsened, the financial burdens increased when her husband left home for a long time and she has to deal with his debts all alone with no help. Her family cut ties with her and she was left alone to live with her husband. She wishes to apologize to them but as long as she's still his wife she can't go back. Her depression increased when she lost her jobs and she was struggling to get a better one but the good spots were all taken. She's forced to work as an elevator girl in a famous company and earns a medium salary. Her life was in for a change the day she was trapped in the elevator with a stranger. The CEO himself. Note image used as the cover is not mine. It's only used until someone volunteers to make me one suitable for my book. Credit goes to the original artist. Thank you important notice: I do not offer my readers 100% accuracy. I do not offer a 100% perfect book. If you're the sensitive type that has nothing else to do but insult books, you've come to the wrong place. But if you're a somewhat considerate person, you can read. Just don't be disrespectful to me. I have feelings. I'm not a bot writer, what I do offer you is a work written by a 100% human with flaws.
Solarhopes · Urban
4.3
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #COMEDY #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #EVOLUTION #UNDEAD
Why reincarnate as a useless skeleton?
[WPC #224 Silver Price Winner: Undead and inmortal] Hello little soul. Were you murdered? Hit by a truck? Did you commit suicide or just slip in the bathtub? Well, the point is, you're dead. But don't worry about that, because this is not the end. Welcome to A.T.I.R. At A.T.I.R. we make sure that qualified souls who deserve a second chance are sent to other worlds to live a new life! Although it should be noted that not everything is free. It is likely that after your reincarnation, you will have to fulfill a certain purpose. But nothing too serious, so don't worry! Now enjoy your new life! WARNING: The journey between dimensions can cause the acquisition of superpowers, loss of senses (blindness, deafness, loss of touch, etc...), baldness, short-term memory loss, loss of organs, and body malformations. The agency is not responsible for the place or world where you will be reincarnated, if your species changes or if you suffer a problem during the trip. Any inconvenience you may have, please notify the complaints department (they will probably ignore it). Thank you for choosing A.T.I.R., have a happy life! "That doesn't sound very good..." Follows the story of Marcus, a simple guy who was reborn in a skeleton and despite all the misfortunes, somehow he is still "alive". Fighting monsters, demons, humans, ridiculous situations, and existential crises. Marcus will embark on an adventure to get his freedom in this new life and find the reason why he was called to this world. But his decisions could alter the destiny of an entire universe. Starting from the bottom to reach the heavens. **** Sigh... Look this is my first novel so I honestly don't know how to write a good synopsis without making too many spoilers But trust me, the novel is much better than this synopsis. I would appreciate any kind of critique to help me improve as a writer and English is not my native language. So I apologize for any grammatical errors, I will try to fix them if you let me know. I will try to post a minimum of three chapters per week.The chapters are between 2000 to 3500 words. (The cover was made using A.I)
Darksky_ll · Fantasy
4.4
#SLICEOFLIFE #VILLAIN #BETRAYAL #REVENGE #CAMPUS #BEAUTY #SWEETLOVE #FACESLAPPING #FRIENDSTOLOVERS #CROSSDRESSING
Stripped Of Power: I Married a Useless Heir
Lisa Qin was a heiress who had it all; Beauty, brains, a loving family, and the highly coveted Young Master of the Yun household as her fiance. However, she lost everything when she stood up for Kaizer Yun, the most hated Miss of the Yun family. Despite helping the woman who would be her future sister-in-law, Lisa was stripped of her heiress title and forced to attend a rundown university with zero support. Friends and relatives deserted her in droves! Her only ally, the outcast Kaizer became her new roommate in the University. Unbeknownst to her, Kaizer Yun is actually a man! Born as a male, Kaizer was forced by his mother to become a cross-dresser from young, to stay alive in the Yun household. Contrary to popular belief, Kaizer is not just an insignificant man who stays in the female hostel. He is actually a first class graduate and the talented business mogul, Lord K whom the business world fears. But for Lisa Qin, he is willing to remain the unwanted 'Young Miss' of the Yun household.
Hassy_101 · Urban
4.9
I'm a Stingray?
"The Hell!? Why am I underwater?" [System reboot] [Loading...] [I'm your ocean survival system, you are my servant] [Feed me points, and I'll show you the secrets of survival with the aid of body upgrades] "Oh for the love of..."
MisterE05 · Fantasy
4.2
#CAMPUS
My Brothers Are Geniuses While I'm The Useless One
After her brothers disappear, she finally shows her true self. As the weak and delicate girl in the eyes of the world, she actually feels rather wronged. She is clearly very strong and, in fact, more outstanding than most men. Everyone knows that the useless Fifth Young Mistress of the Prime Minister residence has four powerful elder brothers who dotes on her and places her on a high pedestal. She lives a comfortable life, but suddenly, all of her elder brothers go missing. Those who have been jealous of her all this time feel that the opportunity to hit her when she's down has arrived. All of them rush to be the first to attack her, but are countered by the Fifth Young Mistress one by one. The Fifth Young Mistress smiles weakly as she says, "Since my brothers aren't around. I can just be strong myself." Only then does everyone realize that the delicate Young Mistress has actually hidden her strength all this while. The Fifth Young Mistress crushes all, using her own strength to tell others that she is not one to be trifled with. In this day and age, she has seen many extortions, but this is the first time someone extorts her to save their life. The Fifth Young Mistress saves a handsome man, and he insists on falling in love, getting married, and having children with her. She says, "Can I not accept it?" The handsome man shakes his head. "Of course not!"
White Day · Fantasy
4.7
I'm The Best!
You want me to calm down? Calm your head!This father wants to act cool!No, it wasn't posturing, it was truly awesome!
Chen Xing · Urban
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#ACTION #ADVENTURE #COMEDY #HAREM #ACADEMY
I'm Overpowered Useless Hero
The Earth humanity once knew exist no more due to certain reasons and every human started getting some kind of superpowers called 'Abilities'. Then alien creatues called 'Beings' started coming out from portals. Later a new force of human army known as Fantasy Fighters emerge to protect the world...... So that's why in Fantasia Gi( the new name of Earth) crafting abilities are considered useless because of it's non-combative prowess. The most people with crafting abilities can do is just craft weapons and armors nevertheless can't fight. Despite the sophisticated nature of their weapons, others with combative abilities have far more firepower than those crafted weapons. However it is not same for our hero Adel. He has something unique and special in his crafting ability which makes him way overpowered but at the same time useless in others eyes beacuse they are oblivious to the truth. This story is basically about Adel's journey to become the strongest under without anyone knowing about his real capabilities. Read the story to know more.......
Xuli · Fantasy
4.8
The Useless Duchess' Second Chance
“No matter how many times we turn back time, in the end, you and I will still be enemies. Don't you understand? This tragedy will never end until one of us dies.” In her previous life, Ariana lived as a stupid duchess who gave up her name just for the crown prince. Her mistake left her territory destroyed, and her entire family annihilated, while Ariana was poisoned and abandoned after she was deemed useless. In the end, Ariana ended her life by jumping from the top floor of the castle she lived in and dying regretfully. Given a second chance, Ariana returns to a time when the tragedy had not yet occurred. Ariana realized that the second chance was a chance for her to make up for all her mistakes. The girl was determined, that she would become a useful duchess for the kingdom she loved. #weaktostrong #mystery #betrayal #historical #royalfamily #rebirth #lovetriangle #counterattack
Aurora · History
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#COMEDY #GENIUS #CONTRACTMARRIAGE #SHOWBIZ #BIGSHOT
F*ck Your Boss, I'm in Charge
' I'm sorry Sir, Madam has instructed not to let you enter her room.' The Butler says. Kevin King was speechless, That was his room! ' I'm sorry Boss, Madam is doing a livestream and has told us to not let anyone enter her office.' The Head Security personnel says. Kevin King was confused, Wasn't that his office? ' I'm sorry Kevin but I can't talk to you till you apologize to Melody. She said she wants all of us to ghost you till you acknowledge your mistake.' Mrs King says. Kevin was stunned, His own mother was ghosting him ' I'm sorry Dad, but Mom said we can't let you leave the house.' Four little buns stop him from passing. Kevin was dumbstruck, Were these really his kids? An accidental one night stand led into a contract marriage between a rich CEO and his domineering singer. After being orphaned at 9 years, Melody Maxwell is forced to fend for herself and her siblings any legal means possible. Things are looking up as she successfully retired from a special agent society but what's the deal about getting a job in the entertainment industry and a husband? Forced to abide by the society's rules, Melody Maxwell enters the legendary flash marriage with Kevin King. Before marriage, Kevin King was the overbearing strict man who was only docile to his elder brother. Melody Maxwell only wanted to be lazy, earn lots of money for her younger siblings and enter hibernation. After Marriage, Kevin King is now the cannon fodder for his domineering wife's antics. Melody Maxwell has only one goal : Make that arrogant Mr King submissive! Who was Melody Maxwell? Retired top special agent, Best Hacker in Fiesta Country and the famous singer ever to enter the entertainment industry. At a family interview for Father and kids ' Who troubles the most in your family?' The interview asks. ' Mom!' Four little buns chorus. ' How submissive is your mother?' The interviewer asks. ' Ha Ha ha! You can't use submissive and my mother in one sentence.' The Kids says. ' Our Mother Mel is domineering and on top.' Netizen A says. ' Our She-devil is submissive to noone.' Netizen B says. ' No one dares to go against our music Goddess, MMS.'
Dontaskmewhy · Urban
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#ACTION #R18 #SYSTEM #DARK #SUPERPOWERS #TRANSMIGRATION #KINGDOMBUILDING #ADVANCEDTECHNOLOGY #FUTURE #INTERSTELLAR
F*ck Humans Are A Bunch Of Psychos!
What the hell?! At first, we were wiping the floor with those four-limbed mammalians! But what is this situation?! What the hell is the human fleet doing in our capital solar system?! The emperor thought as he watched the live video feed of a human battleship ram his empires fleets cruiser after the battleship's canons melted down from firing nonstop from the start of the battle. Only to hear his anxious ministers report. What?! The humans are orbital dropping their ground forces and beginning orbital bombardment during a fleet battle?! What the f*ck are they nuts?!? P.S. This book is inspired by The Strongest Interstellar Commander its a great book I suggest reading it.
DRACULAVONDEATH · Sci-fi
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