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Drunk on Marriage, Billionaire's Overindulgent Love
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The first time Nan Wan saw this man, she knew he had a "sickness," and it was the terminal kind. Coincidentally, she did too. He needed a wife who could help stabilize his career, she needed a husband who could pull her out of hell. He had a criminal record, she had an ex-husband, just perfectly matched. ———— Originally, those disdainful looks gradually turned into envy. ———— One day, a piece of news spread about the beautiful woman of the past passing away, and all the evidence pointed to Mrs. Mu. Everyone speculated that this marriage would come to an end, and even Nan Wan thought so too. However, Mr. Mu said to her, “Wanwan, I need you.” So, the days in prison didn’t seem as unbearable as imagined.
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Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall

In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!" After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!" When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!" Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a thunderstorm, emanating a murderous aura, "Who gave you the guts to revoke the marriage with this young master?" ... Su Rong felt, Duanhua Princess must be blind, this man was so pampered and spoiled, how was he worth dying or living for? If she had known earlier, she would have thrown the divorce letter at his face the first time she saw him. ————————————— The tender signs of spring on the delicate Hibiscus pillow, amidst the drunken flowers filling the room, unnoticed. — Su Rong. A gallant young man in fine clothes and on a steed, a single glance causes a lifetime of confusion. — Zhou Gu Your wish is my wish. I wish to have known you earlier, protect you among the aromatic chambers strewn with brocades. Tear through the illusions, cut down the thorns, with hands unstained by blood, just as pure as you were when we first met, the young and soft little girl. Your wish is my wish. I wish I had known you sooner when you were like a refreshing breeze near the moon. I dared not approach for fear of disturbing the phoenix and mandarin ducks. Praying to be the moon in the sky to cast a reflection on you, accompany you while you watch the flowers bloom in the spring and gaze at the snow in winter, each and every year at Chang'an.

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Share some funny drunk texting stories.
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2024-11-05 11:46
One time my friend got really drunk and texted his boss thinking it was his friend. He sent a bunch of emojis and then a message saying 'Let's party like rockstars tonight!'. In the morning, he was so embarrassed when he realized what he'd done.
What are the characteristics of drunk girl comic memes?
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2025-05-19 10:37
Drunk girl comic memes often show humorous or exaggerated situations involving a girl who's intoxicated. They might play on stereotypes or use funny expressions and body language.
What are the common features of drunk girl cartoon memes?
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2025-05-28 03:25
Drunk girl cartoon memes usually have exaggerated expressions and funny poses. They might also show the girl in a clumsy or embarrassing situation.
What are the most memorable funny drunk texting stories you've heard?
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2024-11-05 10:59
There was a girl who got drunk and texted her best friend asking if they could go swimming in the bathtub. She then sent pictures of her filling up the bathtub with all her clothes on. Her friend was cracking up and told her to get out of the bathroom before she flooded it. It was a really silly situation.
What is 'texting fanfic'?
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2024-11-16 17:52
Texting fanfic is fan - created fiction that is presented in the format of text messages. It's a modern and creative way for fans to write stories, often featuring characters from their favorite shows, movies, or books interacting via text - like conversations.
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Jing Fan, female, age twenty-six, was a teacher in a key primary school in a city. She met a landlady who introduced her to a part-time job and even set her up. Fate had miraculously unfolded. Jing Fan was determined to help Gu Shi 'an study hard and improve every day. However, he realized that the student's brother, Gu Zhongchuan, was handsome and outstanding at work. He had never been in a relationship and had a cat, a house, and a car. He had known her ten years ago! What a strange man. He was so strange that she was tempted. Jing Fan, the believer, wished that she would confess to Gu Zhongchuan if she won the lottery, but why was Gu Zhongchuan always one step ahead of her? "As long as you like it, I can confess to you every day." "As long as you're willing, you can get your marriage certificate tomorrow." Jing Fan: Why is he flirting like this? She could not lose. The worst thing was that after they fell in love, they gained a group of CP fans. It was not a problem for them to be on the CP team and assist. Landlady: Isn't this sweet corn? Mrs. Gu: " The more I look at it, the more suitable it is. Son, you must marry Xiaofan!" Gu Shian said,"No one can snatch Teacher Jing away except for my brother." Teacher Chen sent a surgery appointment request. Teacher Wu sent an invitation to the mountaineering club. Teacher Mo sent her daughter's wedding invitation. Professor Gu: " My wife is already preparing for her pregnancy. Thank you for your attention." Jing Fan was speechless. From then on, Teacher Jing's life was very fulfilling. She prepared for lessons during the day and prepared for pregnancy at night. God Gu, God Gu, I advise you to be human.

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