Share some funny drunk texting stories.

2024-11-05 19:46

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2024-11-05 22:35

One time my friend got really drunk and texted his boss thinking it was his friend. He sent a bunch of emojis and then a message saying 'Let's party like rockstars tonight!'. In the morning, he was so embarrassed when he realized what he'd done.

2024-11-05 22:18

A colleague of mine once drunk texted the whole office group chat. He started sending selfies with a lampshade on his head and typing in gibberish. He was trying to say he had a great time at the after - work party but it just came out as the silliest string of words and pictures. Everyone had a good laugh about it the next day.

2024-11-05 20:27

My sister was drunk and texted our mom asking if she could borrow the car to go to the moon. She sent several texts about how she needed to escape the 'earthly drudgery' and the moon was the perfect place. Mom just laughed and told her to go to sleep. It was really hilarious.

Can you share some funny texting stories?

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2024-11-18 01:38

Sure. Once my friend was trying to be mysterious and texted me 'I have a huge secret'. I was so curious and kept asking. Finally, he said 'I ate two whole pizzas by myself today'. It was hilarious.

Share some funny crazy drunk stories.

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2024-11-19 01:27

Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He started believing he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and was singing at the top of his lungs, completely off - key. Everyone was laughing so hard.

Share some funny drunk family stories.

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2024-10-30 17:48

My dad came home drunk one night. He tried to put his keys in the fridge instead of the door. When my mom asked him what he was doing, he said he was 'locking up the cold'. We still laugh about it. He was so confused but it was hilarious in a way.

What are the most memorable funny drunk texting stories you've heard?

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2024-11-05 18:59

There was a girl who got drunk and texted her best friend asking if they could go swimming in the bathtub. She then sent pictures of her filling up the bathtub with all her clothes on. Her friend was cracking up and told her to get out of the bathroom before she flooded it. It was a really silly situation.

Can you share some funny drunk stories?

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2024-11-25 07:17

Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.

Share some funny drunk night out stories.

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2024-11-22 07:18

Well, one time my friends and I were drunk and decided to have a race in the park. We were running like crazy, tripping over benches and scaring the ducks. It was hilarious. Another time, a drunk friend tried to do a magic trick but ended up dropping all the cards on the floor and then slipping on them. And once, we were at a bar and a drunk guy started singing opera out of nowhere, and we all joined in, making up the words as we went along.

Can you share some drunk funny stories?

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2024-11-02 00:01

I remember a drunk story where a man thought he could talk to animals after having too much to drink. He sat in the park and started having a full - blown conversation with a squirrel. He was asking it about its day and offering it peanuts from his pocket, all while the squirrel just stared at him blankly. It was so funny to watch.

Share some scary texting stories.

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2024-11-08 04:04

One scary texting story is about a girl who kept getting texts from an unknown number. The texts said things like 'I'm watching you'. She got really scared and tried to change her number, but the texts still came. Eventually, she found out it was a prank by her so - called friend who thought it would be funny. It was a cruel joke that left her feeling very shaken.

Can you share a funny texting story?

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2024-10-28 17:52

Well, I have this story. My sister was texting her boyfriend and wanted to say 'I love you more than pizza'. But she accidentally typed 'I love you more than piss'. It was so embarrassing when he replied asking what she meant. We still laugh about it now.

Can you share some funny drunk couple stories?

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2024-11-26 22:19

Sure. There was a couple at a party. The guy, drunk as a skunk, thought his girlfriend's purse was a football and tried to punt it. His girlfriend, also tipsy, just laughed hysterically instead of getting mad.