Share some funny drunk texting stories.
One time my friend got really drunk and texted his boss thinking it was his friend. He sent a bunch of emojis and then a message saying 'Let's party like rockstars tonight!'. In the morning, he was so embarrassed when he realized what he'd done.
A colleague of mine once drunk texted the whole office group chat. He started sending selfies with a lampshade on his head and typing in gibberish. He was trying to say he had a great time at the after - work party but it just came out as the silliest string of words and pictures. Everyone had a good laugh about it the next day.
My sister was drunk and texted our mom asking if she could borrow the car to go to the moon. She sent several texts about how she needed to escape the 'earthly drudgery' and the moon was the perfect place. Mom just laughed and told her to go to sleep. It was really hilarious.
Share some funny auto correct texting stories.
One time I texted my friend saying 'I'm going to the park to feed the ducks'. But auto correct changed 'ducks' to 'dunks'. My friend was so confused and asked me what 'dunks' were. I had to explain it was a mistake by my phone.
Can you share some funny texting stories?
Sure. Once my friend was trying to be mysterious and texted me 'I have a huge secret'. I was so curious and kept asking. Finally, he said 'I ate two whole pizzas by myself today'. It was hilarious.
Share a funny 24 7 texting story.
Once, my friend and I had a 24/7 texting marathon. We started by sending each other silly emojis. Then, I sent a made - up riddle. My friend replied with the most absurd answer ever, like 'The answer is a flying purple elephant!' It made me laugh so hard. We continued with random jokes all day and night, non - stop. It was a really funny texting experience that lasted for days on end.
Share some funny drunk college stories.
Once, my friend got drunk at a college party. He thought he was a famous singer and started singing really loudly on a table. Everyone was laughing so hard. He even tried to do some wild dance moves and almost fell off the table.
Share some funny crazy drunk stories.
Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He started believing he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and was singing at the top of his lungs, completely off - key. Everyone was laughing so hard.
Share some funny drunk family stories.
My dad came home drunk one night. He tried to put his keys in the fridge instead of the door. When my mom asked him what he was doing, he said he was 'locking up the cold'. We still laugh about it. He was so confused but it was hilarious in a way.
What are the most memorable funny drunk texting stories you've heard?
There was a girl who got drunk and texted her best friend asking if they could go swimming in the bathtub. She then sent pictures of her filling up the bathtub with all her clothes on. Her friend was cracking up and told her to get out of the bathroom before she flooded it. It was a really silly situation.
Share drunk wife stories. What are some funny drunk wife stories?
I heard a story where a woman got drunk at a family gathering. She mistook the salad bowl for a hat and put it on her head. Then she started complimenting everyone on their 'fancy hats'. Everyone was in stitches. Drunk moments can be so unexpected and full of laughter.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.