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Author: DCreativeApkDev
Ongoing · 261.5K Views
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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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funny quote
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2026-01-07 05:27
An example of a funny quote is as follows: If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Q 3: If you meet a boy in the library who is reading a laptop and suddenly turns off the computer, stands up and leaves his seat, what does it mean? A: It meant that he was reading a female novel.
Classic funny quote
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2025-03-12 05:02
A classic example of a funny quote is as follows: One cannot lower one's noble head, except when picking up money. Question 2: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! Human nature is greed. You can't commit crimes because of greed. You can't become greedy because of crimes. Question 4: Why are some people reading in the toilet? A: Because the toilet bowl in the toilet is more attractive than the book. Why can't pigs go online? A: Because there is no free pork to eat online.
Funny classic quote
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2024-09-25 10:25
I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your cheap words to me. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Question 3: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the fog, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as a cow, as long-lived as a turtle, as cute as a rabbit, and as happy as a pig. You have your own view of life, I have my own view of life, I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If I can't, then I'll accept my fate.
Funny proposal quote
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2024-09-15 05:28
An example of a funny proposal quote is as follows: I have a superpower that no matter where I am, I can always remember everything you need. So I can appear when you need me the most. I love you and I'm willing to spend the rest of my life with you. Propose! You are my sunshine, my hope, my everything. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, sharing every little thing in life. If you are willing, I am willing to give you the strength to face the future when you need it the most. Propose! I've been thinking about what kind of wedding you'll never forget. Later on, I finally thought of being together with me. I love you and I'm willing to hold a simple and warm wedding with you, but it's filled with our memories. Propose! There is someone in this world who will always remember you. He loves you, cares about you, and supports you. He is your father. I want to tell you that I'm willing to be your father and spend the rest of my life with you. Propose! I've been thinking about what kind of love is the best. Later, I finally thought of growing old with you. I love you and I'm willing to go through every stage of life with you. Whether it's the young school days or the hard work after entering society, I will always be with you. Propose!
Funny proposal quote
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2024-09-15 05:26
An example of a funny proposal quote is as follows: " Darling, I promise you one thing. I will propose to you all the time. Because you will never be the smartest, I can only rely on my wisdom to propose to you." "I want to spend the rest of my life by your side. Every day is a day when I promise you that I love you. So are you willing to be my wife?" "I promise you'll be very surprised if I propose to you because I've never thought about it. But if you accept my proposal, I'll let you know what you mean to me." "Darling, I want to tell you a secret. I've been thinking about what would happen to you if I grew old and not beautiful enough one day?" "I know this is an old-fashioned proposal, but I'll spend the rest of my life letting you know how important you are to me. So are you willing to be my wife?" I hope these funny proposal sayings can add some fun to the proposal!
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