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365-Day Trial Marriage With Hunk: Wife's A Little Wild
Author: Stupa Demon
Ongoing · 914K Views
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The first time they meet, she bumps into him. The second time they meet, she agrees to a marriage contract in exchange for his help in her bid for revenge. But... he becomes addicted to loving her. During his first attempt, he flies a helicopter domineeringly; in his second attempt, he arrogantly removes all his love rivals; in his third attempt, he tries to tie her down using a cute child. Youxuan replies with a plain resounding 'no' all three times. In the end, Shan Hanjie takes one look at her, grits his teeth, and plops onto the ground. "Babe, you dropped your prince charming, please bring him home!"
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Twin Treasures: The CEO Wife’s 99-Day of Revelations

Seven years ago, at a charity gala, she unintentionally became his cure and ended up pregnant with fraternal twins.

YunJin · Urban

Wandering Gods of Day and Night

The ancient Buddha's head was stolen by a monster with a human body and a sheep's head. The Ghost buried an eye in the Buddha's temple, and from then on, the world's fire was extinguished, and darkness engulfed the continent. To combat the Ghost' invasion, the gods of day and night were born between heaven and earth. This is a narrative passed down for generations by storytellers. What was the true nature of the ancient Buddha, the Ghost, and the wandering gods of day and night on the once great continent? Perhaps, traces can be found in a troupe named 'Zhou Family Troupe.' The Zhou Family Troupe, is a troupe that performs operas specifically for the dead...

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The Prince Wants to Assassinate Me Every Day

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

En's Cozy Haven · History

My 100-Day Secret Marriage With The Boss

“Didn’t you want me to be with you when you bought me? I’m willing to do it!” said the cold business tycoon. He was unrivalled when he behaved like a bully. “You… You liar!” She was pissed. He set up this trap and lured her into it. Now, he blamed her. She could not tolerate it anymore. She wanted a divorce. “Fine.” Spoiling a wife had no limits. He accommodated her whims. “The corporation belongs to you; The house belongs to you; The car belongs to you; I belong to you.” Who is Ye Lanchen? An unbeatable business tycoon. Who is Ye Lanchen? An unpredictable, distant overlord. Who is Ye Lanchen? A devil who spoils his wife to the core.

Fox's Red Dress · Urban

48 Hours a Day

Growing up with eccentric materialistic parents who left him in the care of his grandfather for a job overseas, Zhang Heng had learned to adapt and be unfettered by the oddities and challenges in life. But he would soon learn the baffling truth about the world he thought he knew when one day at midnight time froze and he found himself in a world so quiet and still it was deafening. That night, he discovered that he had 24 hours more than everybody else and thus, marked the beginning of his adventures. The mysteries surrounding his newfound ability only deepened when a strange old man claimed to have given Zhang Heng that ‘gift of time’ and recruited the young man to participate in a cryptic ‘life-changing’ game on his behalf. Little did Zhang Heng know that accepting those terms meant embroiling himself in many versions of reality and exposing himself to the hidden secrets of the world—a decision he could never undo.

Xiao Dai Zhao · Sci-fi
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funny quote
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2026-01-07 05:27
An example of a funny quote is as follows: If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Q 3: If you meet a boy in the library who is reading a laptop and suddenly turns off the computer, stands up and leaves his seat, what does it mean? A: It meant that he was reading a female novel.
Classic funny quote
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2025-03-12 05:02
A classic example of a funny quote is as follows: One cannot lower one's noble head, except when picking up money. Question 2: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! Human nature is greed. You can't commit crimes because of greed. You can't become greedy because of crimes. Question 4: Why are some people reading in the toilet? A: Because the toilet bowl in the toilet is more attractive than the book. Why can't pigs go online? A: Because there is no free pork to eat online.
Funny classic quote
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2024-09-25 10:25
I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your cheap words to me. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Question 3: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the fog, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as a cow, as long-lived as a turtle, as cute as a rabbit, and as happy as a pig. You have your own view of life, I have my own view of life, I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If I can't, then I'll accept my fate.
Funny proposal quote
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2024-09-15 05:28
An example of a funny proposal quote is as follows: I have a superpower that no matter where I am, I can always remember everything you need. So I can appear when you need me the most. I love you and I'm willing to spend the rest of my life with you. Propose! You are my sunshine, my hope, my everything. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, sharing every little thing in life. If you are willing, I am willing to give you the strength to face the future when you need it the most. Propose! I've been thinking about what kind of wedding you'll never forget. Later on, I finally thought of being together with me. I love you and I'm willing to hold a simple and warm wedding with you, but it's filled with our memories. Propose! There is someone in this world who will always remember you. He loves you, cares about you, and supports you. He is your father. I want to tell you that I'm willing to be your father and spend the rest of my life with you. Propose! I've been thinking about what kind of love is the best. Later, I finally thought of growing old with you. I love you and I'm willing to go through every stage of life with you. Whether it's the young school days or the hard work after entering society, I will always be with you. Propose!
Funny proposal quote
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2024-09-15 05:26
An example of a funny proposal quote is as follows: " Darling, I promise you one thing. I will propose to you all the time. Because you will never be the smartest, I can only rely on my wisdom to propose to you." "I want to spend the rest of my life by your side. Every day is a day when I promise you that I love you. So are you willing to be my wife?" "I promise you'll be very surprised if I propose to you because I've never thought about it. But if you accept my proposal, I'll let you know what you mean to me." "Darling, I want to tell you a secret. I've been thinking about what would happen to you if I grew old and not beautiful enough one day?" "I know this is an old-fashioned proposal, but I'll spend the rest of my life letting you know how important you are to me. So are you willing to be my wife?" I hope these funny proposal sayings can add some fun to the proposal!
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Xiao Yun, who had worked hard to become a plagiarist after transmigrating, was attacked after copying Naruto and came into contact with dimensional games. [Awakened Talent: Doujin Author] [1. Character Book: You can set the character's settings, including but not limited to abilities, talents, events, and so on!] 2. Item Book: You can set the relevant settings of the item, including but not limited to attack power, additional skills, usage restrictions, and so on! 3. Book of the World: You can set the world, including but not limited to the flow of time, the direction of fate, and so on! To put it simply, this was a story of a doujin author bringing a dimensional character to protect the 2D world. Xiao Yun,[I'm the author. I'm the spokesperson for the character!] Hmm? If you say the main character, then of course it's me!

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All races coexisted. Swords and magic shone with each other. Humans, Seafolk, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs... They fought to bloom the light of civilization and compose an epic elegy! (Lord Farming is slow to read, I suggest you be patient) ……… Friends of the book shortage, please move to "The Way in the Heavens","The Holy Roman Empire","The Road to the Mediterranean Overlord" Group 1:906082865 (New) Group 2:392218485 Group 3:711703474

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Report that I'm favored by the tyrant

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[Quick Wear: Green Tea Villain, His Sweetness is off the charts]

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Master Qiao's drama wife is trending again

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