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Losing Money to Be a Tycoon
Author: Inebriation-seeking Blue Shirt
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I really just want to lose money! T_T Best boss ever, prodigy of the business world, genius creator, visionary of the century. These are the descriptions used for Pei Qian, President of Tengda Corporation. Ever since his rebirth, Pei Qian finds himself in possession of a system that rewards him if he manages to lose money. Instantly, a brilliant idea comes to mind — making crappy games! "If the game flops, all my investment cost will be lost!" "How difficult can it be to lose money?" Indeed... how difficult can it be? ------------------------------------------------------------ This book is highly popular in China and has set off a new trend. Webnovel has very high expectations for this book and has gotten the author to refine the first chapter as an exclusive for global readers. We hope everyone will enjoy reading it.
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You dare to cultivate without money?!

An elder asked a young man if he wanted revenge for being humiliated by a strong man and disregarded by his master. The elder offers to pass his power to the young man, who is amazed to find centuries' worth of skill appear on his phone. The power is from the Heavenly Court, where users can borrow without interest for 30 days. The young man worries it might be a 'magic loan,' but the elder assures him that it is safe, as the daily interest is very low. Zhang Yu snorted coldly and closed the ad.

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The daughter of a wealthy family who had been reborn earned a lot of money

Her wedding had also become her funeral. Her stepsister and her fianc�� had gotten together at some point in time. It turned out that they had been the ones who had done it all along. She had been disfigured, raped, plagiarized, and her father had died in an accident.. All of this.. It turned out that they were the ones who had done it all. She really regretted trusting the wrong person and misunderstanding the person who loved her... ... After being reborn, she returned to her high school days. She became a Straight-a student, won a grand prize, fought against the stepsister, confessed to the scumbag, and got lost. Her sister's lies were all broken. Faced with the shadow of rape, she came to recruit them. The chicken was braised with mushrooms, and a grand party was held. She made a name for herself. She was strong. She opened a shop, bought land, and earned a lot of money to be a boss But in front of him, she was a little woman that he doted on. "Hei di, madam ran out again. She said she wanted to earn a lot of money to buy milk powder. " Blue veins popped up on the man's forehead. "Here it comes again. Bring her back and open a bank for her. "

Yin Yiyu · Urban · MTL

Ex-husband Goes, Money Comes

For love, Viola Zumthor abandoned everything. She humbly worked as a housewife for three years. But at last, her devotion was nothing to her husband, Orlando Caffrey. There was a woman in his heart, who he cherished and cared about the most. Viola was sad and frustrated, so she prepared the divorce agreement. "Sorry. I won't be humble like that anymore. This is who I really am!" Then the whole Internet was filled with a piece of explosive news. "Breaking news, an extremely rich young lady seems to have just divorced." As soon as the news was released, young men from rich families and presidents of famous groups all came to confess to her. Orlando saw this on the screen. He really couldn't take it anymore. He held a press conference the next day and told everyone, "I'll kneel down and beg my wife to come back to me."

Yvonne Zabielski · Urban

Car Racing without Money

Chen Xiangbei, a F1 driver, is reborn back to 2008, originally wanting to become a low-key high school student, but accidentally leads an entire era. 【There are only cowardly people, not cowardly cars. If anyone is dissatisfied, shift to second gear, rev up to 7200, and go for it!】 【Remember, when cornering on mountain roads, you must use the drainage ditch.】 【No matter how fast the AE86 is, it can't catch up with the Benz that Natsuki sits in, but my Corolla can.】 【Schumacher is indeed strong, but he's old. The future will be my era!】 "If you're so amazing, why don't you go race in F1?" "I don't have money!"

Infinite loop · Urban

I Just Want Players to Save Money, They Insist on Giving Me!

Ke Jin transmigrated into an era where gaming was in utter chaos. Everyone here deeply believed in the notion of buying happiness with money, as game companies ran wild with various schemes to trick and force players to spend. As a game enthusiast from his past life, Ke Jin felt like he was in a world without sunlight. Luckily, he obtained the Free Game Production System! Players could get the ultimate reward of the "Complete Collection of All Game Design Schemes" without spending a single cent! Not spending money? How hard could that be? Heap on the benefits! Give away 50 consecutive draws during the summer heatwave! Give away 100 draws on the second day after the server opens! Due to the game reaching 50 daily active users, we are issuing a cool skin set originally priced at 999! The planner's niece just turned 17 years and three months plus 7 days old, so we're giving away 50,000 crystals! My sincerity is almost flooding the players. Surely nobody will spend now, right? Secretary: Mr. Ke, good news! Our newly launched game has just reached over a hundred million in daily transaction volume on its first day! Ke Jin: Huh? How is that good news... No, what about the other game? The one where we give full 100-99 discount vouchers upon starting, isn't its sales terrible? Looking puzzled, the secretary said while anticipating the boss's reaction: They've been shouting things like 'what a conscientious company' and 'if we don't spend, they'll go bankrupt,' so they just topped up. That game sold a whopping one hundred million copies globally. Congratulations on making a billion! "......" At 3:30 a.m., lying in bed, Ke Jin was wide awake, unable to sleep. He posted a status: Please, I beg you, stop spending. You guys are really making it hard for me... Player: Understood, Mr. Ke is hinting life is hard, brothers, let's step up! Charge it!

Chen Tang Resting on the Moon · Urban
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funny quote
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2026-01-07 05:27
An example of a funny quote is as follows: If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Q 3: If you meet a boy in the library who is reading a laptop and suddenly turns off the computer, stands up and leaves his seat, what does it mean? A: It meant that he was reading a female novel.
Classic funny quote
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2025-03-12 05:02
A classic example of a funny quote is as follows: One cannot lower one's noble head, except when picking up money. Question 2: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! Human nature is greed. You can't commit crimes because of greed. You can't become greedy because of crimes. Question 4: Why are some people reading in the toilet? A: Because the toilet bowl in the toilet is more attractive than the book. Why can't pigs go online? A: Because there is no free pork to eat online.
Funny classic quote
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2024-09-25 10:25
I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your cheap words to me. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Question 3: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the fog, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as a cow, as long-lived as a turtle, as cute as a rabbit, and as happy as a pig. You have your own view of life, I have my own view of life, I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If I can't, then I'll accept my fate.
Funny proposal quote
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2024-09-15 05:28
An example of a funny proposal quote is as follows: I have a superpower that no matter where I am, I can always remember everything you need. So I can appear when you need me the most. I love you and I'm willing to spend the rest of my life with you. Propose! You are my sunshine, my hope, my everything. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, sharing every little thing in life. If you are willing, I am willing to give you the strength to face the future when you need it the most. Propose! I've been thinking about what kind of wedding you'll never forget. Later on, I finally thought of being together with me. I love you and I'm willing to hold a simple and warm wedding with you, but it's filled with our memories. Propose! There is someone in this world who will always remember you. He loves you, cares about you, and supports you. He is your father. I want to tell you that I'm willing to be your father and spend the rest of my life with you. Propose! I've been thinking about what kind of love is the best. Later, I finally thought of growing old with you. I love you and I'm willing to go through every stage of life with you. Whether it's the young school days or the hard work after entering society, I will always be with you. Propose!
Funny proposal quote
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2024-09-15 05:26
An example of a funny proposal quote is as follows: " Darling, I promise you one thing. I will propose to you all the time. Because you will never be the smartest, I can only rely on my wisdom to propose to you." "I want to spend the rest of my life by your side. Every day is a day when I promise you that I love you. So are you willing to be my wife?" "I promise you'll be very surprised if I propose to you because I've never thought about it. But if you accept my proposal, I'll let you know what you mean to me." "Darling, I want to tell you a secret. I've been thinking about what would happen to you if I grew old and not beautiful enough one day?" "I know this is an old-fashioned proposal, but I'll spend the rest of my life letting you know how important you are to me. So are you willing to be my wife?" I hope these funny proposal sayings can add some fun to the proposal!
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