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This Martial Saint's Health Bar is Too Thick!

In the twenty-seventh year of Hong Guang, the allied forces of seven nations invaded the Great Blue Dynasty. Rifled muskets, mortars, and armored vehicles combined into a steel tide, were ultimately shattered by the Great Blue's armored cavalry. Muscle, magic, firearms, cannons... the new and the old powers continuously collided. In an era of great strife, Li Fei, with the help of a Ten Thousand Blood Bead, gradually became an existence akin to a BOSS: 'Is this the extent of your damage? You haven't even taken off one-thousandth of my health.' 'You don't think this is enough to kill me, do you?' 'Don't rush, the second phase is up next!' ......

The Pen That Can't Fly · Eastern

Bartender in an Isekai Bar: Pick Up A Wizard Girl

Lin Ge applied for a job as a bartender at a bar, but the customers who came there seemed strange. The female warrior who wore very little and whose armor could easily be seen through was basically impervious to nothing. The Calamity Mage whose luck value was minus one hundred was lucky to live to this age. The melancholy and lonely King of Skeletons. Skeletons? Drink? Please don't waste it! The Demon King, who loved fooling around with warriors, seemed to have completely forgotten his identity. ... Well, he was starting to get used to these strange guests.

Blast Swordsman · Urban

My Skill Bar is Full of Monster Skills

Raine, who has arrived in a world of fantasy, unexpectedly discovers that his Golden Finger is not a proficiency panel but a Golden Finger that allows him to kill monsters and collect monster bloodlines. 【Name: Raine】【Classes: Farmer】【Blessed Bloodline: Ordinary goblin bloodline】【Bloodline Talent: High-speed Reproduction Lv2...Dexterity Lv1...】【Power: 5】【Agility: 5 (+1)】【Constitution: 5】【Intelligence: 7】【Perception: 5】【Charm: 5】 So, when he looks at those powerful or mutated monsters, many times he does not have the usual fear or dread of adventurers, but rather full of anticipation and hope...

17-pound catfish · Fantasy

Starting from a Bar to Sign Internet Celebrities

Chen Jincheng is reborn in the year 2018 with a "Life Simulation Game", and the game is bound to his MCN media company. Starting by signing the hottest nightclub DJ goddess from his past life in a bar, as he continuously receives rewards from the game, he signs more and more female online celebrities.

Call Me Xiao Guo · Urban

Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

The era of global dungeon has descended. Lu Wenwu awakens Eye of Insight, gaining the ability to see detailed information of creatures in dungeons. "Having met the Tathagata, why not worship?" In the dungeon, looking at the plump man with a wrapped head sitting on the lotus throne, Lu Wenwu frowned and protected the crowd in front of him. 【Tathagata Buddha/Celestial Demon (S)】hp: 1000/100000000 【Current Status】: Extremely Weak, Flesh and Blood Disguise, Pretending to be Calm, Skill Seal, Nervous Heh, so the Celestial Demon Tathagata Buddha is pretending to be strong. Take a punch from your Grandpa Lu!

Wolf Treasure Meow · Urban

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The Legend of Shu He in the Palace

Born in an imperial family and married into an imperial family, she was helpless. It was like the wailing of golden glass in the drizzle, lingering between the four red walls. After the late Emperor passed away, Prince Xi succeeded to the throne in front of the spirit. From then on, a new chapter began in the former dynasty and the harem. However, in the past, the six palaces had never stopped scheming against each other. Even if he was born noble, thousands of people respected him, and his power was comparable to that of the six palaces. After the prosperity, what she cherished the most was his words,'I'll promise you a peaceful life.' However, the doubts in her heart didn't gradually dissipate with his company. Her family was in decline. If she was a wise and foolish empress, what would she do? The infatuated and beautiful Consort Jing Yuan, how many more plans did she have? Was the clever and clever Yu Concubine Huizi, who had come from afar, a friend or a foe? The astronomical phenomena were heretical, miscarried for no reason, and there were red flowers at the banquet. Was it heaven's will, or was there someone else? Shu He, Shu He, when will you see the clouds and the moon? [Empty emperor, no history involved. Please cooperate with the history party.]

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The beloved flower of a famous family

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The salted fish princess teaches people how to be a man online

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