funny bar short stories

There was a man in a bar who tried to impress everyone by juggling three empty beer bottles. But he accidentally dropped one and it shattered. Everyone just laughed and bought him a new beer instead of scolding him.

Sure. There was a bar where they had a karaoke night. This one guy got up to sing. He was so drunk that he thought the microphone was a bottle of beer and he kept trying to take a swig from it. The whole bar was in stitches.

There was this bar where a customer mistook the salt shaker for a microphone and started singing into it. His passionate but completely off - key performance was really funny.

There were novels similar to Breaking the Bar: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen This Game Is Too Real by Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1. Book of Chaotic Times: Ji Cha's Book of Chaotic Times [Total ranking of Hundred Alliances: 164] 2023 Hundred Alliances Ranking: 1 [Hundred League Badge Release Time: February 3, 2023] Title: Book of Troubled Times Author: Ji Cha [Author Level: Great God] [Alliance Leader: 111] [Silver Grand Alliance: 7] [Golden Sect Leader: 0] Fans/10,000: 60 <Category: Fantasy, Oriental Fantasy> Total Words/Ten Thousand: 25 Date of publication: December 26, 2022 [Hundred League Time/Day: 37] Last updated: February 1, 2023 First order: 30318 Average: Not counted [Completed: No] End date: × Writing time/day: × Date: February 5, 2023 2."Spirit Realm Walker": Sprout. [Demining: The update is not good enough. It's always stuck at a critical point.] [What to Look At: The style of writing is smooth and comfortable. It's like laughing and scolding between good friends, and they all become articles.] Although the entire article was very useful, you couldn't see the seriousness in it. It had a sense of familiarity. His worldview seemed to be very interesting. He could not tell much about the saplings, but the ambition of the newspaper seller seemed to be quite big this time. He felt that the structure was different. Coupled with his writing style and structure, it was worth looking forward to. [Rating: 4 stars] 3."The Tang's Table": You can swipe it three times... This book The pace is slow, but reading the book and reading the comments can be exciting. a patient person Just sauce ~ 4."King of Familiar":"King of Familiar" was a novel that one would never get tired of reading. The author's pen strength and imagination made the entire plot well arranged. It was very worthy of a five-star rating. The story was about a brand new era of familiars, and the protagonist would become the well-deserved king of familiars. This book's closing chapters included Pokémon's Court Tree, Elven Master, and Unscientific Familiar, all of which were of excellent quality. In King of Familiars, the author presented a world full of imagination. The protagonist had superpowers that could communicate with all things and an antler pendant with healing powers. At present, the story had just begun, and the future development was exciting. In short, the quality of this book was guaranteed, and it was worth reading. [Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation] A good book that was delayed by its name. It was the single owner's favorite book recently. The male protagonist transmigrated into a game called Cang Yuan and became the son of the prime minister, Xu Changtian. He was an unlucky person in the original plot of the game and would be punished by the protagonist soon. It was fine if the plot ahead was a kill, but he was even kidnapped at the beginning. How could Third Young Master Xu, who had no cultivation, survive? Unless…he turned the woman in black into his wife… Eh? Heaven Overseeing Pavilion sent a saintess to pester them? The marriage partner was actually the valiant princess? The game plot in his memory had long collapsed. Who was the villain in this increasingly real world? Step by step, Xu Changtian stepped onto the center stage of this world. As for the embarrassing succubus, he really wasn't familiar with her! 6."National Forensic Medicine":"National Forensic Medicine" is an urban workplace novel. The author skillfully uses his writing style and ridicule to show his experienced writing style. The story unfolded from the perspective of a forensic doctor, depicting the stable and extraordinary life of a grassroots police officer. The cases in the story revealed the evil of human nature, but there were also people who were looking for light, paying tribute to the truth-seeker and the guardian of peace. Through the content of the book, readers could feel the increasingly complete system and the prosperity of the motherland. This book showed the author's respect for the forensic profession and made people realize the importance of happiness. Late at night during the National Day holiday, the author recorded this wonderful review, which made people look forward to this work even more. Whether it was a reader who liked forensic science or urban system literature, they could read this book without worry. It was created by an old author, and the subsequent updates were guaranteed, which made people feel satisfied. This book was lively, humorous, and full of interest. It allowed the readers to go from finding it difficult to accept at the beginning to a work that went well with food. It was indeed great. The protagonist of the story was a rich second-generation heir who had been admitted to the county's criminal police as a forensic doctor. He had continuously improved his abilities through the system and had now made a name for himself. Overall, this book was worth 85 points. 7."Wait, Heroine": This is a new work by the veteran author, Guan Guan Gongzi. The quality is guaranteed, and it's still the original style. As usual, it's relaxed and happy. It's a joke, and it's talked about from time to time. The main character was still a handsome young master with superb martial arts skills, and he would interact with various characters later on. He had always felt that Guan Guan's novels were all about stability. His writing was especially stable (after all, they were all the same subject matter). Although it was not particularly eye-catching, it was always at a high level and did not make people feel uncomfortable. This book was the same. It seemed like the plot was common, but Young Master Guan Guan had already practiced this routine quite well. At least the two "Very Fierce" books were of high quality and attracted a group of loyal readers. Moreover, although the author was not very good at plot contradiction design and particularly grand scene description, he was good at dealing with daily life and emotions between characters. Also, the descriptions of the female characters in his works were outstanding. Whether it was their appearance or personality, they were all very precise. 8.<Full Tang Colorful Scenery>: I can only say that it's amazing! When he first saw the name, he didn't really care. After clicking on it, he couldn't stop. Now, I can only hold back from reading it. I'll save a little before reading it. It's too torturous to read chapter by chapter! A book of immortal herbs! 9:<Hidden Dead Corner>: Ahhh I only knew about opening a new book after I got on Dragon. The fresh seedlings that just opened today The beginning must be chased There are only four chapters at the moment. It will be better when I have ten chapters on the weekend. "Final Divine Duty":"Final Divine Duty" is a novel setting of science fiction + fantasy supernatural martial arts novel. The author, Tuoba Goudan, attracted the attention of many readers with his unique setting and wonderful plot. The advantages of this book were very obvious. Firstly, there were layers to the world view. The first ten chapters introduced the martial arts system by the protagonist's needs, the fifty-fourth chapter "The appearance of the evil cult" expanded the world view, and the eighty-fourth chapter "The Organization of Transformed Humans" was officially launched. At the same time, there was a hidden line "The archaeological work of the White Mountain era" to maintain suspense. Secondly, the character creation was naturally not exaggerated. Every character had a unique memory point, and the image would change according to the protagonist's cognition. Thirdly, the leveling rhythm was smooth and reasonable. The protagonist gradually became stronger, and the progression of the plot was also in line with the development logic. Finally, it's style 11."Beyond Time": Heaven and Earth are the guest houses of all living beings, and time is a passer-by from ancient times to the present. The difference between life and death was like the difference between dreams and waking up. It was ever-changing and could not be questioned. Then, beyond life and death, beyond heaven and earth, beyond time, what awaits us? This Game Is Too Real is an unforgettable novel. The author did an excellent job in dealing with the relationship between the players and the protagonist, bringing a new experience to the readers. Compared to other similar novels, the quality of this book was very high, especially for readers who liked "There are suites in the apocalypse" and "top students". This book was definitely a masterpiece that should not be missed. The story was compact, logical, and full of joy and humor. The author described the macro development and micro performance of the forces very well, making it very enjoyable to read. Although I have never read any of the author's previous works, the quality and credibility of this book have given me a new understanding of the author. Overall, I highly recommend This Game Is Too Real. It's definitely a rare masterpiece. Red Heart Sky Patrol: Red Heart Sky Patrol is an unforgettable novel. The plot was thrilling, and each volume had a unique overall design that made it impossible to predict the final outcome. Although some of the foreshadowing was too long and the overall situation was a little depressing, this did not affect the excitement of the novel. The author had constructed a world full of fantasies, allowing people to immerse themselves in it. Even though the pace of the early stage was not good enough, it took off immediately after the first volume, making it difficult for people to extricate themselves. The background of the story was very attractive, and the quality of the post-production was also maintained quite well. The entire book was irresistible. I strongly recommend it to all novel lovers who like the Xianxia world. 14:"Ring of Destiny": Rating Index:️️️️️ When a god made a move, it would definitely be a high-quality product. It could be seen as the second part of the Mysterious World. It had a certain connection with the plot of the first part. The plot was as strange as ever, and it was very attractive. After reading the first 60 chapters, the pace was very fast. After witnessing the end of the Battle of Jingnan, Jiang Xinghuo, who was the target of the Ten Clans Execution, finally heaved a sigh of relief. As a veteran transmigrator, he could return to the modern world for eternal life after transmigrating for nine lifetimes. Jiang Xinghuo, who felt that he was about to succeed, was so bored that he began to teach in prison, but it seemed that something was wrong... Ma Sanbao: What is the Great Voyage Era in On Sea Power? [Yao Guangxiao: On the Fate of a Nation is actually the legendary dragon-slaying technique!] Zhu Gaochi: I haven't finished talking about the silver standard in the History of Chinese Money. Jiang Xing Huo: "I'm going to be beheaded tomorrow. I'll tell you the rest of the lesson in your dreams." At this moment, the walls of the Imperial Jail collapsed and a voice sounded. "Mr. Jiang, I am Zhu Di. Please be the state preceptor!" "Ascending on a Better Day": Strongly recommended, not to be missed by Xianxia lovers, and recommended for readers with a wide range of tastes. Otaku Pig's new book. In my opinion, this book should be another breakthrough for Otaku Pig. I think this book is better than the previous books. I think it's good because he changed the style of the previous books at the beginning of the book. He started with a blockbuster scene. People who read it were excited and felt it immediately. After reading books for so many years, I was suppressed by all kinds of books with similar styles. It was difficult for me to immerse my mind into the story in the book when I read. This was one of them. The genre of the book is Xianxia. So far, I feel that the biggest highlight is the villain, as well as some sentences that make people relax and laugh from time to time. Villains in the hands of pigs have a lot of personality, and this book is no exception. I won't spoil the details. Anyway, when Old Ancestor Zhou "passed the Heavenly Tribulation, but the Human Tribulation", I was very sad. I had an indescribable feeling in my heart. This is a rare feeling that I can't bear to part with the villain. 17:"Who's in a relationship after being reborn?" It could be said that they had been the leaders of the sweet literature world for the past two months. Feng Daidai and Jiang Liuliu had figured out the relationship between good friends. They had reached the extreme temptation of warmth! Classic quote: Feng Dazed: Jiang Qin, run! Jiang Qin: 6… "Deep Sea Ember": Big Eye's new work. The protagonist wakes up one night and finds himself inexplicably transformed into a ghost ship, the captain of the Lost Homes. His image has also changed. Under his uneasiness, he came to the ship and encountered the waves of the Wall of Reality. He brushed past a ship that was escorting a strange doll girl. Using the strange power of the transformation skin, he transformed into a green light superman and obtained a doll maid. 19:"Cultivate in the Chaos of the Demonic Martial World" [Tagged: Dao of Righteousness, Attribute, Mortal]🐶 [Description] This book mainly told the story of a graduate who transmigrated to the Immortal Cultivation World and awakened a golden finger that could travel between worlds. He used the resources of different worlds to complement each other and developed in a low-key manner to become a big shot step by step. [A brief review] ️This book belongs to the traditional mortal flow. The protagonist under the author's pen is decisive and knows the way of stability. ️Through the story progression, the author perfectly explained what a stable protagonist was. This was also the main selling point of this book. It could be said that this was a superb story about Gou Daofan's human flow and cultivation. "Who told him to cultivate!" "Who told him to cultivate!" It was a Xianxia novel. The author used a humorous and unique writing style to successfully raise the novel to a new level. The world constructed by the author was complete and perfect, and the plot was controlled just right. After the main character, Lu Yang, became a disciple of Dao Seeking Sect, he embarked on a different path of cultivation. The Immortal Cultivation world in the story was connected to real life, emotions, psychology, society, and history, giving people inspiration. The author's imagination was very big. The main character had a sword spirit root and extraordinary talent in magic. He was able to practice Spatial Bending into Spatial Bending and Spatial Bending. This unique creativity was refreshing. The few supporting characters were also drawn in an interesting way. The entire sect was like the fourth natural disaster. The whole story looked very interesting, like a funny immortal cultivation, making people enjoy it. The author's writing style was humorous and humorous. The short stories were one after another, making it very enjoyable to read. In short,"Who told him to cultivate!" It was a delightful and relaxing novel with a five-star recommendation index. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

Once, two guys in a bar started arguing over a football game. One was a huge fan of one team and the other just couldn't stand that team. It quickly escalated. They were yelling and shoving each other. But then, instead of really fighting, they accidentally knocked over a big stack of glasses. The sound made them both freeze and then they just started laughing at how silly they were being.