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Apocalypse: I Can See the HP Bar, Killing Monsters Drops Loot

April 4th. The apocalypse descended, mountains and rivers shattered, and the human world turned into purgatory. April 5th. "Brother Wang Tao, before I die, I ask you for a favor, please take care of my wife..." April 7th. Wang Tao unexpectedly discovered that he could not only see the HP bars of living creatures but also that the creatures he killed would drop loot! "Rest in peace, Big Brother. I will definitely take good care of your wife!"

Mountain Ghost Holds the Pen · Sci-fi

This Martial Saint's Health Bar is Too Thick!

In the twenty-seventh year of Hong Guang, the allied forces of seven nations invaded the Great Blue Dynasty. Rifled muskets, mortars, and armored vehicles combined into a steel tide, were ultimately shattered by the Great Blue's armored cavalry. Muscle, magic, firearms, cannons... the new and the old powers continuously collided. In an era of great strife, Li Fei, with the help of a Ten Thousand Blood Bead, gradually became an existence akin to a BOSS: 'Is this the extent of your damage? You haven't even taken off one-thousandth of my health.' 'You don't think this is enough to kill me, do you?' 'Don't rush, the second phase is up next!' ......

The Pen That Can't Fly · Eastern

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"

Flame Easy to Ignite · Eastern

Bartender in an Isekai Bar: Pick Up A Wizard Girl

Lin Ge applied for a job as a bartender at a bar, but the customers who came there seemed strange. The female warrior who wore very little and whose armor could easily be seen through was basically impervious to nothing. The Calamity Mage whose luck value was minus one hundred was lucky to live to this age. The melancholy and lonely King of Skeletons. Skeletons? Drink? Please don't waste it! The Demon King, who loved fooling around with warriors, seemed to have completely forgotten his identity. ... Well, he was starting to get used to these strange guests.

Blast Swordsman · Urban

My Skill Bar is Full of Monster Skills

Raine, who has arrived in a world of fantasy, unexpectedly discovers that his Golden Finger is not a proficiency panel but a Golden Finger that allows him to kill monsters and collect monster bloodlines. 【Name: Raine】【Classes: Farmer】【Blessed Bloodline: Ordinary goblin bloodline】【Bloodline Talent: High-speed Reproduction Lv2...Dexterity Lv1...】【Power: 5】【Agility: 5 (+1)】【Constitution: 5】【Intelligence: 7】【Perception: 5】【Charm: 5】 So, when he looks at those powerful or mutated monsters, many times he does not have the usual fear or dread of adventurers, but rather full of anticipation and hope...

17-pound catfish · Fantasy

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-- table settings CFG['DRAW_TITLE_TEXT'] = true; TXT['DRAW_TITLE_TEXT'] = 'Show title text'; CFG['DRAW_TITLE_BACKGROUND'] = true; TXT['DRAW_TITLE_BACKGROUND'] = 'Show title background'; CFG['DRAW_BAR_BACKGROUNDS'] = true; TXT['DRAW_BAR_BACKGROUNDS'] = 'Show bar background'; CFG['DRAW_BAR_OUTLINES'] = false; TXT['DRAW_BAR_OUTLINES'] = 'Show bar outlines'; CFG['DRAW_BAR_COLORBLOCK'] = true; -- shows block at the front of the bar with player's color TXT['DRAW_BAR_COLORBLOCK'] = 'Show color block'; CFG['DRAW_BAR_TEXT_PADDING'] = 3; TXT['DRAW_BAR_TEXT_PADDING'] = 'Bar text padding'; MIN['DRAW_BAR_TEXT_PADDING'] = 0; MAX['DRAW_BAR_TEXT_PADDING'] = 35; CFG['DRAW_BAR_TEXT_PADDING_FIXED'] = false; TXT['DRAW_BAR_TEXT_PADDING_FIXED'] = 'Bar text at fixed positions' CFG['DRAW_BAR_USE_PLAYER_COLORS'] = true; TXT['DRAW_BAR_USE_PLAYER_COLORS'] = 'Show player bars with their assigned color'; CFG['DRAW_BAR_USE_UNIQUE_COLORS'] = true; TXT['DRAW_BAR_USE_UNIQUE_COLORS'] = 'Show each type of damage in a different color';

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Thunder_Dawn · Anime & Comics

Sleepiehead

2019-12-29

Lol so many reviews hated the ML and all but it's really funny how the little bun and the father interaction are too funny and totally out of the norm. Other stories the relationship are so sweet here the father and son like enemies and that they will fight and argue each time and the son is totally not afraid of his dad...

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What if Master Bai Yueguang becomes the villain?

Transformed into a book? And dressed as a vicious supporting actress? The kindest master in the book, Bai Yueguang, did not follow the trajectory of the book. Instead, he turned black step by step! The person who pushed his master to become evil was actually him? How could he change the plot? He was waiting online, anxious! Didn't you say that you liked me the most? Didn't you say that you would never abandon me? Didn't you say that as long as I want it, you'll get it for me! Master, I'm telling the truth, but what you want now is…

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American Comics: Investigate the Director of the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s tax issues

After transmigrating, Lin Yu became an employee of the UA Internal Revenue Service. On the first day, the director of the IRS gave a speech,"In the United States, the IRS is the biggest!" In America, only death and taxes were eternal! From the White House, FBI, CIB, to criminals, everyone has to pay taxes to us! Hence- Nick Fury: I'm the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.…Can I pay less? I'm running out of money to build a safe house!" Tony Stark: "I paid taxes. Don't look at me!" Ethan Hunt: "I understand. Why do you have to make me pay taxes when I'm on a mission?" Thor: "Wait, I am the great Asgard…Alright, alright, I'll hand it over, I'll hand it over!" "You're almost done with your accounts and bankruptcy. If this continues, I'm going to lose my job." Professor X: "I'm an educating person. Regarding tax evasion…Can I be exempted from reporting other people for tax evasion?" …… Lin Yu: "You're asking me what the commissioner of the tax bureau is?" Let me tell you now. If the FBI can't solve the case, I'll solve it. I'll kill those CIB doesn't dare to kill. If Batman can't solve it, I'll solve it. I'll investigate those S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't dare to investigate. In short, as long as you're in America, whether you're flying in the sky, running on the ground, or swimming in the water, you have to pay taxes when you're in front of me! This is who I am, the commissioner of the IRS. Is that clear enough?" (All the beautiful comics, not a studio, joy does not reduce intelligence, challenge the longest introduction, longest title.)

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After the divorce agreement, the big boss became wild

"New book: After the flash marriage!" The president and young madam sent over the divorce agreement." "Oh, how much is the allowance?" "Young Madam said that she will give you some money." Two years ago, he had seen her as a well-behaved, pure, and obedient girl who was suitable to be placed at home. The man she saw was a workaholic, pleasing to the eye, and definitely someone who wouldn't bother her. Both of them got what they needed, and they hit it off and signed a secret marriage agreement. after divorce "President, the behind-the-scenes boss of the rival company is…Young Madam." "President, the person who saved you just now looks like Young Madam ~" "President…" "I want to know my wife's secret in a minute!" "Reporting to the CEO. I…I can't find anything…"

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I can see the health points

His new book, Doctor Lu, Don't Be a Demon, was released! An ordinary medical student suddenly received the system's blessing and could directly see the patient's HP! From then on, treating patients became a common occurrence, and he became a legend in the medical world.

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Rebirth from 2006

Qian Zhiyao, who was in his forties and was in a mid-life crisis, made a wish to the God of Bad Luck in his dream and was reborn. In the end, her wish came true. When she woke up, she was back in 2006. Rebirth was originally a happy thing, but he really could not be happy. There was no other reason than that the college entrance examination was the day after tomorrow. F * ck, what is a hyperbolic function? What was the esterfication reaction? He had already returned the high school knowledge to the teacher a long time ago. What should he do now? He had to admit that he was unlucky. He had to be cowardly. Who asked him to accidentally offend the God of Misfortune? He had thought that this hellish difficulty opening was already extremely bad. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! How could the God of Misfortune let him pass so easily? Even worse things happened!

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